Old Forge looks like what they served at my high school on “Pizza Fridays”

I’ll be calling it the “Cha-King”, because that’s was the cash register sounds like if this really takes off. 

I can claim the title of “former biscuit lady” myself. I worked in a 24 hour Hardees (not many of them, are there?) - I was told that we were the 6th busiest store in the US. (Was 34 years ago)

I drive 54 miles one way to work, and 54 miles back to home.

Today’s favorite word: Fuckwit.

I trade my dignity for a paycheck every day. Does that count?

I’m not saying that a company that I regularly do business with has done this, but the following scenario may have happened:

No, it is not too late to buy, buy, buy. EVERYONE should sell everything that isn’t nailed down, empty their 401(k)s, get a second and third mortgage, and BUY BUY BUY.

I have been very successful in asking the person who is setting up the interview. When called/emailed to set up a time for the interview, I usually respond with “The job description was not very clear about the salary range for this position. I understand that your company has very good benefits, but I would hate to…

Sorry for your confusion. Generally, I don’t have to put a “/s” on the end of my posts because most people have the ability to determine that on their own.

Is this where I’m supposed to post this and say “Millennial Theft Prevention System”?

All I can see is a basket of fries, straight out of the fryer, being overturned onto the driver’s lap.

Mine had the butterscotch chips in the topping, not the actual bar.

Little crowded for my tastes:

I think if you do this right, BOTH sides are greased, so the idea of ‘greased side up’ doesn’t really work here. 

The Everclear in this video is only 120 proof (probably a jurisdictional issue).

I’ll speak for us who have flown only on Ultra-Low-Cost Airlines and are packed in like cattle because we are so cheap.

Woah big spender! At least a once a month, I find them on sale for $0.79/lb. My deep freeze thanks me for keeping it full for energy efficiency’s sake. 

It’s like getting screwed playing 6 to 5 blackjack.