We called that ‘milk toast’, and the toast wasn’t buttered or cut in to smaller pieces.

Here ya go:

I don’t know where you got your information. 87% of statistics are made up. 

We’ve got a 2 stall garage, with just enough room for the Soul and Subaru and a couple bikes (well, 9 bikes).

We have three vehicles in our house:

As I’m not in the “Vespa Market”, what would the total cost of the donor vehicle be, assuming that I’m buying one that I want to jam $6,000 worth of electronics into (i.e., not a shitbox)?

+1 extra star on bringing back memories of slathering butter on Saltine Crackers.

Just me, or anyone else tired of naming EVERY SINGLE FULL MOON WITH SOME FANCY NAME since 2015? I’m not sure if I care if the “Double Plus Good Cougar Cloud Moon” is this month or next.

Goes hand-in-hand with Allison Robicelli’s “Can’t believe I ate this when high” series? 

Bring ‘em back!

Is this going to lead to a popular new blog series “I got lightly drunk and ate...”?

Mine went 8 years and 248k miles without any service. Would buy again. 

As someone who has paid off and closed all of my credit cards and installment loans (I have zero credit), I can say that yes, it does hurt your credit score. CreditWise (by Capitol One) says that my credit score went down by 75 points (and has remained down) since I’ve done the payoffs and closures.

Well, what air fryer did you get? Is there going to be a review once you get it? 

I refuse to download the app and instead occasionally reach Facebook through my mobile Chrome browser. Any chance on a chronological order there?

Yep. When my daughter was asked to sell cookies, I asked for the breakdown for the proceeds. After figuring out that about $0.06 cents went to her personal GS account (for camping and other activities with a fee) and about $0.17 cents went to the local troop (for troop activities) out of every $4.00 box, I wrote a…

Why does Gaetz look like the bastard child of these two?

Now I have to clean the coffee off of my computer monitor due to the unintentional spit take.

She was coming by every 15 minutes (2001, Fitzgerald’s, downtown). Only waitress working the tables.

Oh hell ya, I agree. That was a once-in-a-lifetime mistake. We just got into a blackjack and drinking groove and ended up at the same table from around 6 pm until 2 am. The cab back to the strip hotel cost either $15 or $125 (my buddy can’t remember), and he could have dropped us off at any place in town and we would…