This is 100% the most frightening AND the most entertaining thing I’ve heard this year.

Welp, it’s the newest version. 

I tend to speed-scroll past the images at the top of stories (on desktop) to get to the meat of the article. I caught just enough of the title (“Christmas Party”) and the photo (Christmas trees) to know what I was getting myself into, as I do with most stories.

Not too deep, no more than off the blocks to start laps, and probably even not forcefully as it was just practice. Made it through 2 practices, probably 5000-6000 yards total, with regular turns at the ends, and no more. 

My son is a victim of this. Apple Watch with a specific programming:

Wish I could compare my 2019 Spotify with my 2020 Spotify (probably a way to do this, but too lazy). I think this year crushed last year for listens, but I’d like to know for sure.

They say “Filmed in total darkness”. I say “Wonder where the shadows are coming from?”

Seems like an ok way to get a brand new oven every 11 months or so. 

It is, you just have to use your imagination. 

Not car related (sorry) but story related.

This is a thing, and not enough people know about it. I have a 2016 Kia Soul base model (manual transmission) and recently ‘upgraded’ it to have cruise control (none of the Soul base models/MT have cruise control. Cost me about $80 for a new wiring harness and the steering wheel panel and about an hour of my time.

Well, now that Trump is out of office.... He’ll need something for a daily driver instead of this:

I’m a strict keeper-of-how-much-I’ve-spent in each category with an eye to setting a budget in the near term future for groceries. Would like to use it as a benchmark, especially when given the opportunity to purchase a hog from a local farmer and have it butchered to be placed in my chest freezer. That kinda blew the…

Easy. ‘68 Chevy Camaro SS Convertible.

What’s to stop you from just, I dunno, THAWING the meatballs before waffling? Since when is an overnight visit to the refrigerator such an impediment?

+1 for use of term “flesh bat”.

That’s it. I’m out. 

I’m not sure how I should feel about your post.

And what about Mint Mobile? Bring Your Own Phone (you know you have at least one of those already) and get UNLIMITED DATA (35GB until throttling) and 5G for $30 a month?