From what I understand (take this with a grain of salt) - ballots that are non-conforming (have dots filled in where there is no listed candidate as in a write-in) are not specifically counted by the automatic machine, but are shunted off to be hand counted after the machine makes its tally of the ballots that are…

If I could toot my own horn, I’d never leave the house. 

Counterpoint: Generic Mac and Cheese is waaaaay better than Kraft. The cheaper the better. Fight me. 

Ramsey’s teaching aren’t gospel, but I do understand the basics. I’ve gone through the Ramsey course and applied his plan to my life - now on step 6 (paying off the house).

I expected the two choices to be:

Will the only certifiable instance of voter fraud this election cycle be Herman Cain voting for Trump from beyond the grave?

Because: If you can afford a million-dollar car, you can afford the machine that ensures the weather will be perfect when you want to go out for a drive.

Instead of 1-Click or Buy Now or Add to Cart, if I find something on Amazon that I WANT (discretionary purchase) instead of NEED, I cut and paste the URL over to CamelCamelCamel and pick an absolutely lowball price (always lower than the lowest it’s ever been listed).

Next Big Idea:

The headline for this article is 100% misleading. It should read:

Anyone else disappointed that there wasn’t more of a difference in the “father” and “son” parts of the song (voice differences)?

NONONONONONONONONONONO.

I’m also a store-brand guy, and both of my kids agree. The cheaper and more generic the better. I see that Kraft M&C is somewhere in the range of $1 per box when on sale in my area; store-brand or generic can often be found for $0.25 a box. Better+Cheaper=Happy Dad. 

I have a suggestion for your future orders of wings from Domino’s: When ordering, ask them to “run them through the oven twice” or “please make them well done”. You will be rewarded for your effort and it will only cost you an extra 6 minutes or so for your order. The skin is multitudes crispier and the meat does not…

She said “GIMME 9 INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT” so I screwed her three times and slapped the back of her head. 

I’m glad you said were you were in Chicago. I was thinking midwest, Minnesota specifically, with those examples you gave. 

Because bacon grease is a bitch to get out of the sheets sometimes. A water based lube is much more convenient. 

I owned an Element from ‘03-’13 and ran 278k miles through that sucker. The FIRST thing I said to myself was “Self, that sure looks like an Element.”.