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Later in the same article you learn that, at 48, he just learned this year how to use a dishwasher. A Schiano man washes dishes by hand until his hands bleed, then washes the blood off the dishes with his tongue.

This article is longer than the average MLB game.

I'm a Dodgers fan but still... fuck that passive aggressive E-40 slander at the end of this article. E-40 has put out like 11 albums, not mixtapes, in just the last few years and they're all excellent.

Oh god. Skyline Chili is the most rancid thing on earth.

Scoreboard operator was just preparing for his eventual loss on the road in the playoffs/in the Superbowl where its noisy all the time.

"I don't want to play woth Kobe either."

The term originated from a book entitled "Uncle Tom's Cabin" in which Tom, a black slave, befriends many white people including his owners and their family.

Pre-Eagle Colorado Kobe: All day I dream about sodomy.

Triple H vs Stone Cold 2 out of 3 falls No Way Out 2001, TLC Dudley boyz v hardy boyz v Edge and Christian wrestlemaina 17, and this PPV are my favorites.

"It's supposed to hurt!"-Peyton Manning after eating a slice of Papa John's

I think it was a good move regardless of what he was doing behind the scenes. He's hurt all the time, and when he's not, he's an above average player, not a superstar. Am I missing something? I thought they gave up way too much to get him in the first place. Vikings crushed them on that trade. The Seahawks draft so…

Pete Carroll is Willy Wonka. He welcomes all the talented children in but if you're a shithead he happily let's them drown in the chocolate river. On to next week wheeee!

Fall 14 feet through a table, get up, get thrown 10 feet through a cage onto a wrestling mat, walk off the stretcher they put you on, and continue to fake fight for 10 minutes with your teeth protruding into your sinus cavity.

You sir are stupid here on Deadspin the NFL has Dr.Manhattan powers so get the fuck out of here with that naive crap the NFL has put man on Pluto and has the cure for all diseases so the NFL can make these cases disappear.....welcome to Deadspin

How exactly does the NFL 'cover up' a domestic abuse case in which there is a police report or judicial case? ... I guess the fake outrage here is that the NFL doesn't discipline players for domestic abuse — however, do we really expect the NFL to act as a justice system? Domestic abuse is a terrible thing, but let's…

The real problems are: (1) Mattingly was unwilling to think outside the box with respect to the use of the bullpen; and (2) as constructed, the Dodgers have too many divas and prima donnas and far too few dirtbags and grinders. Regarding (1), if Mattingly had given things a little more thought, he could have had Ryu…

I think the bigger point is that the Dodgers have a large payroll, but didn't spend it on middle relief which killed them. That's not a spending issue, that's a GM issue.

let the bodies hit the floor! Let her body hit floor! Let her body hit the floooooooor!

Yeah Keith Olbermann let's just go ahead and not mention any of Jeter's postseason stats. 309. postseason BA and a .351 World Series BA. Take into account that he holds the records for the most plate appearances in the postseason in the history of the game. I can go on- postseason record holder for the following: runs…