The same Connor Cook that blew off Archie Griffin and couldn’t even manage to be voted captain as the starting QB. I’m shocked that he’s a complete shithead.

Hooray!

A few years ago we took my husbands nephew up The Oregon Zoo for the day. I was wandering around taking photos when I bumped into Corin Tucker, from Sleater-Kinney. Starstruck I desperately tried to not piss myself in front of her. I ran to the bathroom and was peeing when out of nowhere Patton Oswalt walked in and…

Unfortunately, Ted Cruz has always been in denial about protection

“Our rivals might scoff at this and describe it as one of a litany of petty humiliations inflicted by The Process, but this is in fact a classic example of what the great modern philosopher Napkin Gladwell would call ‘Unorthodox Progress’. By inverting the performer-audience business model and forcing our players to…

Hi, are you me?

I have season tickets. Went to nearly all of the games. This season made me sad. It was a collective failure.

Dodger fan here.

Had to read it when you said he bought another car just for crash testing.

These two actually have a lot in common. Afterward each took out his frustration on some guy in a cage.

PLEASE. Stop comparing incomes by simply exchanging currencies, its a convenient story but useless since things don’t cost the same from country to country.

Lackey just misses St. Louis because watching the Clydesdales standing on the assembly line pissing into all those bottles reminded him of childhood family picnics.

I think Jim Leyland smoked that way right up until his retirement. And when Earl Weaver nicknamed Don Stanhouse “fullpack,” (as in that’s what Weaver would smoke when Stanhouse pitched the 9th inning), I think he was being literal.

And the Pats signed McClellin almost immediately.

It’s a Target.

“There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.”

Black and Latino high school students only exist to challenge brand new white teachers and then grow to love them while, in the end, teaching the teacher the most meaningful lessons of all.

They do, but only to terrible schools where they are about to drop out until some middle-age white man having a mid-life crisis really connects with them.

This is the first song I heard by Macklemore. I respected him for battling addiction, but almost every song I’ve heard since this has been a disappointment.

Wendy Liebman is an original thinker. She’s the only one who dared tell the Aristocrats joke in a clean and wholesome manner, even if she did gaffe the name of the story.