Granted this is a terribly under-baked thought, but I would love to see public money for sports teams tied somehow to their performance. Either to a moving 3- or 5-year average of winning percentage, or to the number of butts in seats, or something.

There was Ivanka, a charming huntress

Don’t forget the plates. At least here in Chicago, there won’t be stickers, and the plate numbers will start with M, or MP. 

Letting the blame go by, let somebody else go down
Letting the blame go by, moral standard underground
Upholstery is blue again now the moneys all gone
Once in a lifetime, graft is flowing all around

And you may find yourself in a pile of your own shit

He already has that show. It’s called “Halftime”.

Rodgers has missed less than 15 games in his career to injury...

So your point is that because he is not good looking and the female leads in his films are that makes him a dipshit.
By that standard pretty much every comedy actor from the Marx Brothers to Mel Brooks to Woody Allen to Steve Martin to Jerry Sienfeld to Will Ferrell to Larry David to Steve Carrell to Kumail Nanjiani…

Difference is that Lee Pace is an incredible performer, Krasinski
 

There mere fact that she calls “making love” “paw paw” tells me she’s not ready.

This has been the best season of Rick and Morty so far so way to go ladies.

I mean, honestly, taking a knee is preferable to a strip-sack, amirite?

To be fair, Wise is just following one of the many inspirational quotes from The Undefeated’s staff handbook: “Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday.” - Jason Whitlock

This is good advice. I also like the disposable oil pens for first timers or those who don’t like actual smoking but are okay with vaping.

SunTrust Park looks like an outlet mall full of nothing but New Balance stores.

I’m all for daily stories about what is likely to be one of the worst teams in baseball since it’s my team. I don’t really understand it, but I think that’s kind of the point so I’m trying not to overthink it. But I recommend you stick to blurbs about bad position players. The season is only so long and you want to…

“Stoney, you know who could hang his clothes on a nail perfectly ???? Yaz. Best nail clothes hanger I’ve seen in all my years of baseball”

TRADE DEADLINE DAY WRAP UP:

I read and reread that word salad about ten times and all I could ask is “How can something be both half-baked and overcooked?”