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Bevo XIV, the Texas Longhorns’ mascot, died today. He was 13.

That’s great!

County Recorder: Play “Greensleeves” while education budgets are cut

Hey! Don’t forget Adrian Brody was doing hammy performances BEFORE becoming a renowned actor. Lest ye forget.

Nice!

This is a good joke.

George McCaskey should have a sit-down with Junior’s parents about the kind of man Junior really is, and then pick this guy up. What’s the worst that could happen?

This dude was a beast of a high school cross country runner. Great clip. Glad to see him doing so well.

You demon! Get out of my head! “International Players Anthem” is my karaoke go-to. As is “Ghetto Cowboy” if they have it (most don’t).

Can we get a Fernet-Branca vs. Jeppson’s Malört smackdown?

If you can find it: Metropolitan’s Krankshaft Kölsch is fantastic.