Bevo XIV, the Texas Longhorns’ mascot, died today. He was 13.
That’s great!
County Recorder: Play “Greensleeves” while education budgets are cut
Strange marketing campaign for The Intern.
Nice!
Relevant:
This is a good joke.
George McCaskey should have a sit-down with Junior’s parents about the kind of man Junior really is, and then pick this guy up. What’s the worst that could happen?
This dude was a beast of a high school cross country runner. Great clip. Glad to see him doing so well.
You demon! Get out of my head! “International Players Anthem” is my karaoke go-to. As is “Ghetto Cowboy” if they have it (most don’t).
Can we get a Fernet-Branca vs. Jeppson’s Malört smackdown?
How about: no totems!
If you can find it: Metropolitan’s Krankshaft Kölsch is fantastic.
Well, I’m glad you’re okay and still have your kidneys!
Oh gross. Yeah that wouldn’t work. I would have bailed while the car was still moving if she’d said that. Good call.