It’s in the same vein as the “animal cracker - cookie or cracker” debate.

My thoughts: macaroni salad is not salad.

Their sister Le-a was the most likely culprit.

As a life-long White Sox fan all I can do is nod and stare out the rain-covered window pondering where this season went wrong and second-guessing that $100 bet I made that the Sox would have a better record than the Cubs in 2015.

Most little league fields around here feature 60 foot basepaths. Otherwise the games would never end.

1 bowel movement a day, like clockwork. TYVM Metamucil.

The Holy Triumvirate! I think a case could be made for #7 as well.

I’d go glass eye, but only if I could swap out the eyes like Tywin Lannister in the cinematic classic Last Action Hero. (Bulls-eye, snake eye, smiley face, etc.)

[Spoon scraping the bottom of my bowl]

I prefer this bad boy:

Ya think he ate it?

They wanted to see my work, but agreed what I calculated was correct. I told them I ran the numbers in my head. Then I explained the error I saw in the decimal precision, which were the 3 lines on the pad.

I bought this a few months ago and thought it was refreshing and aromatic but a little too lambic-y for my own personal taste. Also, I believe Blushing Monk is only released every four years, which might be a good thing to point out as it is why the beer is so expensive.

I nominate the Disney DCM-1 Classic Mickey Waffle Maker in brushed stainless steel. I’ve been using this waffle iron, without a hitch, since about 1996. Every single use has delivered a perfect Mickey face.

I nominate the Disney DCM-1 Classic Mickey Waffle Maker in brushed stainless steel. I’ve been using this waffle…

Paycen?

The 19.5 % on draft is incredible. Especially since it still tastes very much like the 5.9/10% versions but with the uncanny ability to knock you out somewhere around the third tulip glass. Even smaller Illinois microbrewery, Forbidden Root, has a root beer beer (such a strange phrase) that rivals this one (less…

Hold the phone: Skip Bayless is Rick Bayless’ brother!? Is this a widely-known thing? How could I have been so blind! Also, Bohemia is great (both the land and the beer).