If Jose Abreu hits a home run in Baltimore, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Sketchbook is incredible. Actually, I’ve been impressed by all of Evanston’s offerings. You should check out Begyle Brewing if you haven’t yet (near the Irving Park - Brown Line stop), as they also have a growler membership program of sorts:

I’ve never heard it called Cubs Park in my life. Sox Park sometimes, I guess, but nowhere near as often as The Cell or Comiskey.

It appears she was both a redhead and a blonde in the movie. I don’t know if there’s a mid-movie hair coloring pivotal to the plot (thought it would hardly surprise me), and, you know, I have zero desire to investigate the manner any further.

There, there; you were young! It’s not your fault! I once thought Double Take was a “solid flick”. I once wore a shark tooth necklace! We all make mistakes!

Thanks for cracking me up. And don’t worry there wasn’t much of a plot to miss. I don’t think this movie had storyboards. As I painfully recall the film’s reconciliation involved an impossibly long paper airplane toss to get the attention of the fleeing soul mate. Wretched. Made Wing Commander look like Interstellar…

Horrible. Shitty acting. Shitty premise. And, worst of all, it ruined Young Indiana Jones for me forever.

By all means check out Simply Irresistible tonight!

Sorry. Her?

Her?

Too early to point out that Felix Pie was also a 5-tool “can’t miss” prospect who debuted for the Cubs on April 17th wearing the #17?

Good stuff, Will. Some suggestions if you end up making it to Chicago:

Christ, I had to dig deep in the thread for this one. Worth it.

"What do you think, Mittens? Jiffy Pop again tonight?"

Rovell was on with Carmen & Jurko (Chicago’s ESPN noon-hour radio show) today attributing the Bulls’ apparell sales to “‘kids’ wanting to match their jerseys to their Jordans. ‘They’ always need to match their hats and their Jordans. There’s a very popular hat that ‘they’ are all wearing. A black Bulls hat with Windy…

I read through the entire poop-bluffing anecdote thinking it was somehow supposed to be a metaphor for Jameis Winston. I'm still not entirely convinced I was wrong.

Well I refuse to believe that Dhani Harrison is anything but a gentleman, so I’ll go back to the drawing board.

Same here! That has Woodfield PF Chang's written all over it.

But it's not all big names and glitz. There's also the niggling little task

Is Timothy Burke using the Ludovico technique on you again? Should I call for help?