For NFL draft pick projections, as all things, I refer to Gruden’s QB Camp.

He’s a real gym rat.

Abita Amber is even better than Purple Haze.

#1 is Avisail Garcia. You don’t know him now, but you will.

Is it bad that I automatically assumed from the headline that Brian McCann would be one of the offending parties?

Disagree.

The Knicks should go ahead and sign #20. She's better at boxing out than Cole Aldrich.

This is a very good opinion.

Jesus.

Perhaps it’s unrelated, but it wasn’t until my first Bears game that I learned the yellow first-down line and red line of scrimmage line weren’t physically on the field. I mean they could step on it and everything!

Who would you consider the protagonist in the original Star Wars trilogy?

Edwin Jackson pulling in $100K per wild pitch. Good work if you can get it.

Cream cheese - a safe and still equally revolting substitute. I've been had by the cream cheese Oreo prank exactly once. Never again.

I kept waiting for Daniel Baldwin to show up. Maybe he was late.

I heard that. That was hands-down my longest, drunkest September on record.

All of these towns look like great places to see... in your rear-view mirror.

I don't know all that much, but one thing I do know is that Trea is a dumb fucking name.