Flatley* but +1 either way, big guy.

I've watched that throw about 10 times in a row, and each time I'm sure that ball is going to bounce before it reaches the plate. Each time I'm wrong yet amazed.

Says the White Sox fan, actually.

Nothing keeps games moving like walking off 60+ yard penalties.

You really are the worst. But I'll take some solace in the fact that the Brewers will lose at least 100 games year.

Henry, forget about blowing on your fart to dilute it, and just open this bad boy and go to town on, hell, anything the next time you need to rip one off at the office:

Looks horrible but Righteous Kill and Stand Up Guys would like your attention. I'm sure you'll be able to find them at your nearest Family Video's $2 Pre-Viewed movie bin.

David Kotkin; what an unassuming name. Hardly befitting of a Nigerian prince.

Except that it IS a thang. The dude's broke.

Thanks for calling this to my attention! Do you know if there are any plans to have Chingy guest blog at Global14?

Or Bobby Hill Jenks.

Think GTFO but lazier & New Yorkier.

Does this illustration depict a friend you've dropped and can no longer give daps to, or is that supposed to be the ghostly fist of Ol' Honest Abe as he jacks it in solidarity?

Tell us about your favorite white noise apps, machines, and sleep-centric playlists in the comments.

Tell us about your favorite white noise apps, machines, and sleep-centric playlists in the comments.

Yeah, except that a bad accountant at worst loses/embezzles money, but a bad police offer has the ability to kill with impunity at his/her discretion.