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Yeah, I am not saying that Hillary isn’t saying the right things to get more support from the African American community. I am just saying that I would bet my car that she doesn’t implement anything to stop police shootings based on her historical positions on crime and her patronizing “conversations” with BLM.

I hear that if you lighten the shadows under that cake, you can see Jim Tomsula’s hand reaching for a fork. Folks, no day is a bad day when you find yourself blessed with dumpster cake.

I’m a parent of two high functioning autistic children and also a former xc runner. I can tell you from experience that I’ve seen many a neuro-typical person lose their way on a cross country course. Also, autistic people are part of your world whether you realize it or not. No one is throwing them into the world. I’m

“Back when I was 11 and living in St. Louis, my parents decided I was too smart to be wasting my time in public schools and started seeking out private schools. The choice was eventually narrowed to two: John Burroughs and Country Day. I took the admittance test for each, but a kid I really hated from the public

Yeah, it’s just one. The column could not possibly be more obviously not directed at high school football players, so invoking them as the true audience of the piece is patronizing in the extreme.

No, because we're all sick of the Harambe meme.

The dogs claimed it was not their job to watch the objects in the photo, noting that Sean Payton had been primarily responsible for Bounty/gate.

It’s got to go to Jeremy Schapp right. It is in his DNA. His own friggin’ father started the show. Nothing lets me know it’s Sunday better than trying to sober up drinking Bloody Mary’s while wondering if Jon Saunders is gonna have to choke a bitch while Mike Lupica or Mitch Albom blabber about nothing.

He was a bad guy in The Wire because I'm Tough On Crime.

Wouldn’t “public safety” dictate that an event that draws in excess of 30,000 people, many of whom will have a few drinks (even at the stadium’s inflated prices), should be well served by public transit so the drunk people don’t drive?

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

Rep. Martin Daniel, R-Knoxville

Baylor has announced it will do away with the position of Chancellor and rehire Starr as its next Everything-Happens-For-A-Reasoner.

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And on the tenth anniversary of Aaron Rowand smashing up his face running into a wall, too.

Here’s a guy who doesn’t like Jon Gruden.

I still think the best green flag is how they treat service sector workers. Being snippy at a waiter speaks volumes. At least to me.

He might have to get the hat redone to say, “Make Base on Balls Fun Again.”

1. Mega-Dragonzord It is the megazord wearing the drgaonzord like a goddamn nemean lion skin. And it never lost a fight.

I think the movies do a good job building a complete story while dangling a carrot for the next one. It’s a lot more complete than, say, slicing a YA novel in half and abruptly ending.