They were just using their black highlighters to point out all the most important stuff!

There’s something intoxicating about sitting down on an unusually warm November night with a good book, your friends from church, and a pitcher of grape kool-aid.

Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

I have been on the third page, second paragraph of Gravity’s Rainbow for exactly 1 year and 3 days now

Lord of War. War, Inc., was the - arguably worse - John Cusack vehicle.

So you’ve never seen Fight Club? How DO you get Internet in that cave?

Popcorn can’t melt ACLs.

It’s probably very likely that the popcorn imploded from inside the building.

I don’t dispute that we have made progress toward a more egalitarian society in the sense that racism is no longer codified into our laws. There is a certain sub-set of people who actually believe that because we have a civil rights act and equal protection that everything is cool, and race isn’t an issue anymore.…

Here’s the rap song version of this PSA.

“The best part about the B-LINE is that you run it RIGHT THERE through the B-GAP and POW! Stuffs him right there. And that’s what i LOVE about this Jacksonville Jaguars D-Line In my opinon, the most UNDER, APPRECIATED.....line in footbaw.” - John Gruden

God damn it.

Can’t believe he’s been at that job for a month and Kyle already has floor seats.

+1 Wounded Knee

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

Time spent searching for ideological consistency (or consistency, period) in/around/remotely close to the NFL would’ve been better spent financial planning for your Powerball winnings.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

Doc’s consumption was legendary.

“Handed the opportunity to fix the world” is fantastic phrasing. I didn’t sell you a broken down wreck of a car, I handed you the opportunity to learn about engine rebuilds.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.