Popcorn can’t melt ACLs.

It’s probably very likely that the popcorn imploded from inside the building.

I don’t dispute that we have made progress toward a more egalitarian society in the sense that racism is no longer codified into our laws. There is a certain sub-set of people who actually believe that because we have a civil rights act and equal protection that everything is cool, and race isn’t an issue anymore.…

Here’s the rap song version of this PSA.

“The best part about the B-LINE is that you run it RIGHT THERE through the B-GAP and POW! Stuffs him right there. And that’s what i LOVE about this Jacksonville Jaguars D-Line In my opinon, the most UNDER, APPRECIATED.....line in footbaw.” - John Gruden

God damn it.

Can’t believe he’s been at that job for a month and Kyle already has floor seats.

+1 Wounded Knee

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

Time spent searching for ideological consistency (or consistency, period) in/around/remotely close to the NFL would’ve been better spent financial planning for your Powerball winnings.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

Doc’s consumption was legendary.

“Handed the opportunity to fix the world” is fantastic phrasing. I didn’t sell you a broken down wreck of a car, I handed you the opportunity to learn about engine rebuilds.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

1. To say this was my favorite weekly column on Gawker is an understatement. Despite the memetic abundance of B and C grades, your reviews were fun to read and sparked excellent movie discussions down in the comments. I also loved how much emphasis you put on smaller independent and foreign gems we would barely hear…

“Why those boys? Why not me?”

It’s known as “The Vatican Plan.”

Lol. Yeah sounds like a great idea. 1000+ people have been killed by police this year. Americans killed by ISIS in the US is 0.

it’ll go down as one of the weirdest careers for a Top 10 player. nobody seemed to enjoy playing with him—at best, they mostly just tolerated it. When Kobe was at his best as a basketball player, his closest comparison was probably Wilt; a high-volume scorer who, by all accounts, was a shit teammate. When Kobe had his…

The underlying cause of ALL problems at the U of I is that the Board of Trustees is no longer elected, but rather appointed. In a state that’s the poster child for bad government, there are zero checks and balances. I’m a 2nd-generation alum (class of 1987), and the string will end there- my math major daughter with a…