Wow. Clearly you don’t know a single thing about Jimmy Butler. His story makes most scrappy underdogs look like pampered pooches.

Just a terrible job by the replay guys in that clip. We get multiple slow motion replays of the leg whip but nothing of the football tackle that led to it.

Fuck that pansy shit. If a raider kills your character in game, Bethesda should send someone out to disembowel you with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Anything less kills the immersion.

That pre-draft scouting report slamming Newton’s “fake smile” is still one of the weirder things I’ve ever read.

The husband just released this statement. I’m just about in tears because he seems so genuinely NICE and in love with her:

Avoiding Iowa is good advice to anyone.

With only a Massachusetts inspection sticker of questionable vintage, so good luck re-registering it. Regardless, it will soon be involved in a hit-and-run in Woonsocket or Cranston where everyone involved in the accident will run away because of outstanding warrants.

I’m always amazed that more rich dudes like this don’t check out of their careers and then just fuck off to do whatever they want. To me that’s the whole point of being rich.

At least you can turn off the cover of cigarette “lighrer”

At least you can turn off the cover of cigarette “lighrer”

Smirnoff, Absolut? Belvedere, Chopin, Deep Eddy’s need to be on this list.

...tastes like cardboard soaked in brackish tidewater topped with the dairy equivalent of a lanced boil....

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

I was furious when the Browns traded away Trent Richardson for a 2nd round pick after they had just used a first on him.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

+1 anonymous harassment filing to your employer

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

The Kings really are fucked, but they’ve been in town for 30 years so at least we know it wasn’t by the mayor.

Please do Vin Diesel next.

I propose a new interface to mail composition windows: body on top, then subject line, then addressee box(es).