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... pushed the babies out to my van, a sad excuse for a final stroller ride.

This piece was outstanding. 20 minutes ago I would have quite honestly never have even thought to buy your book. Now I have and I can't wait to read it.

What color! What head! Looks delicious. Haven't gotten around to trying this; thanks for all the motivation I needed!

I think people are feeling the seasonal creep a little more this year with the recent "Basic"-shaming going on (not to mention Leine's Oktoberfest was available in some parts of the country as early as July). To combat "The Creep" I've recently noticed a few bars tapping off-season beers. I had an Ayinger Maibock

I hadn't heard! Good lookin' out; way to stay true to your burner handle!

Then consider your summer eternal as Sierra Nevada decided to discontinue brewing Tumbler last fall.

A.C. Slater will not die either. Despite my best dream efforts.

It's a shame that this gem is buried beneath so much stupidity. Good on ya, mate!

It's a shame that this gem is buried beneath so much stupidity. Good on ya, mate!

One Dog to rule them all...

If you like Pumking you should pick up a sixer (or 4!) of Southern Tier's Warlock (think darker, higher-gravity Pumking). I grabbed some on a whim for Labor Day when I originally only had two beers on my shopping list —5 Rabbit's Ki'Chun (WOW!) & Pipeworks' Imperial Hyper Dog — but the Warlock was hands down the hit

Are you in the Chicagoland area? Saw dozens of 6-packs of it at a Binny's the other day.

Not impressed by #5:

Was his name Rascal?

Misread the headline 6 different times as Never Trust Your Kids Around The Olbermann. Still stands.

No, my dear Golden, this cheesecake is bomb.

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Get off the sidewalks? GET OFF LAKE SHORE DRIVE!!!

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