She's a total studio-rat!

Now I don't feel as guilty for slaughtering all those younglings during my wayward youth!

Right? I guess Irrevocable Trust Brewing was taken.

I usually get intense beer cravings at work, but now I am absolutely fiending; thank you! Findest kind!

My pleasure; and good luck! There's certainly no shortage. I think there's something like 10 contract-breweries set to open up shop here in the next couple months. If I find myself in the Northeast what beers should I check out besides Evil Twin and Two Roads?

That's pretty much true. I mean obviously they don't have 100% control, but it's not like they cashed out the brand and AB-Inbev immediately began filling Goose Island bottles with Bud Select. I went to a craft beer panel that featured their founder, John Hall, and he said he wouldn't have sold if even for a moment…

Will, if you want to drink an ESB from a Chicagoland brewery that hasn't sold out, might I suggest Evanston-based Temperance Beer Co.'s ESB. Phenomenal.

And Tim "The Toothy Yokel" Beckman is back for Round 3: This time it's personnel issues!

You're not alone, friend. I'm not the guy who wrote that, but that's Will's all over! I was lured in with euchre; I was pushed out by a race-baiting, gay-bashing Packers fan who ended up puking on me and, wiping the vomit from his chin, asking me "whaduhfucks yer problem?" His puke was unexpectedly cool to the…

I was going to say "too soon", but jeezus was that really 28 years ago? And I still haven't retired! If anyone needs me I'll be at the bar, crying.

Is this a Celebrity Sports Jeopardy! with Lisa Loeb, Star Wars' Nien Nunb, and a chummy, balding Robert Carradine?

Those are some good tiny bears. These are great tiny bears!

Tweenage Wisconsinite girls drunk driving? Eh, doesn't seem so bad when you stop to consider the alternative of ritually killing to appease Slender Man.

Don't worry Dad; next preseason he'll start blocking your view of the Jaguars!

Starred; but Seeberg.

Gildan? More like Fruit of the Boom!

You and I both, brother!

Talk About the Passion[fruit]

Now that's more like it!

"How many individuals named Drugs could you possibly associate with?"