Goodell would be better off joining Chris Hansen in dumping ice water on his head for A/S/L awareness.

Say you're working for a company that makes its buck crafting blowjobs (and business is BOOMING). Said company would be completely in its right to suspend the employment of anyone whose words or actions could reflect poorly on the company. You don't bite the cock that feeds you: Whoring 101.

Never trust an owner who plays a musical instrument.

Welp, looks like I'll be spending the next ten minutes cleaning coffee spittle from my laptop Thanks, dick!

Not sure if you're kidding. But in case you aren't: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washingto…

Couldn't agree more and if you haven't already you should try the KY Bourbon Barrel Stout. Even better.

You had me at, "Miley Cyrus parmote"! Sign me up!

Can you stop the Fast-Food Fights? I mean; I get it. I do. But even just reading the names of these contending foodthings gives me the runs.

The song. Specifically this version. I'm with you on the album as a whole though.

Where are you ranking "The River"?

Love me some Blood Orange. "No Right Thing" is my personal track of choice.

Levon; what a legend. What's that? If you have yet to see Ain't In It For My Health, then "holy shit man you've got to get on that."

I'll take the biased, hayseed timbre of a Hawk Harrelson over this hack who appears to be the ungodly pairing of a Mike Tirico and Walt Frazier. No thanks!

Can they pull Tanaka and put in Richards as a reserve? Is that a thing?

I didn't realize pitchers weren't fan-voted! The More You Know! Though I'm a Sox fan, I gotta say I feel bad for Garrett Richards, because he got hosed something fierce as well.

Tell us how you really feel! But seriously, it's all a fan vote champ. And most of those Final Votes it was due to the All-Star caliber White Sox being left off the 1st team because they were competing against perennial All-Stars with rabid fanbases (Johnny Damon/Scotty Pods, Pudge/A.J., Adrian Gonzalez/Paulie).

In true Chicago fashion; early & often!

That's a pretty common argument that I hear from "baseball purists" who believe the National League is the only one that plays "real" baseball. Yet this same "sanctity of the game" crowd had no problem rubbing one out whenever Mark and Sammy clubbed one out. What about a baseball lifer with legitimate stats like Jim…