Perfection.

On the realz? What a prick. I understand the thought process of letting someone go at the end of the week, but you're a heartless bastard if you don't make an exception for a holiday weekend. You all good?

Good catch! Don't know how I overlooked that. I'm still not sure I agree with dumping Soriano for a little cash savings and an average pitching prospect. After paying the man $130 million, what's another $6?

Nit-picky, I know, but I've been hearing this argument a lot from Cubs fans; the Cubs do not have one of the lowest payrolls in MLB. They are squarely in the middle of the pack at ~$93.5 million which is, frankly, overpaying for that roster. I still don't know why they acquired Edwin Jackson for 4 years/$60 million…

Groan-worthy! Shit.

If you read that tone as "so angry", boy, would you have hated my father! Honestly, I was just curious if we're to expect one of these each day for the duration of free agency. It's just incredibly lazy. And that laziness almost demands tired generalizations and rehashed jokes about teams/cities/players/etc. that…

I don't get why this and yesterday's Chicago story were even post-worthy. Because they both threw up digital signage that took their marketing teams a few hours to put together? I kind of assumed that every team pitching 'Melo would do something like this. Are we going to get one of these pictures with a sub-10…

Except that Paul Pierce hasn't finished at the rim in about 4 years. If you look at his numbers, like most players past their primes, you'll notice the regressing FTAs and increasing 3PAs. They call that an inverse relationship & it's no coincidence. The Bulls have the whole defense thing pretty well figured out. …

Is his lackluster defense coming with 28 points a night? If so; I'll take it! His defense will actually be an improvement over Boozer's. I can't wait for the sweet relief of his amnestification. Could not come soon enough.

If you liked this (as I did!) I highly suggest you watch Charade if you haven't yet seen it. The acting is top-notch (Cary Grant, Audrey Hepburn, Matthau, James Coburn & George Kennedy). Think North by Northwest set in Paris. Oh, and it's available for streaming on Netflix! But PLEASE, I beg you, do not —are you…

I am fortune's fool! I will never use The ESPN to stream FIFA again. Univison is everything I had always hoped streaming could be: seamless, buffer-less, and Hi-Def! Now I'm gearing up for a GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLL in the second half!

Kept timing out for me. To Univision!

Man, oh man, would he get a kick out of this!

No doubt. It's impossible not to be at least a little Simbathetic.

"AWW COME ON!!"

I believe this is an accurate representation of you and your Mozambican fruit salad.

Did you make your quilt out of Cosby sweaters? Looks scratchy!

Seriously! Let's keep it above the waist, Doc!

Though a Bears fan at heart, during the leaner Dick Jauron years I grew to admire Arrington's no-holds-barred approach to the game; labeling unsuspecting ball-carriers, punishing QB's that stayed in the pocket too long, and still competing with grit (even though he is not "a White") despite playing in a string of lost…