Shaq: But the team can't say, "We gonna shut down because our owner's a jackass."

Don't be so condescending. He's referring to an unwitting Niemi at the :18 mark of that video being bombarded by Kane et al.

I'm thinking password protected lock screen. Notice how it's all thumbs until he opens the camera app with his pointer finger. Lightning fans are creatures of habit.

Don't worry; give it another decade and people will assume you're from Grand Rapids! Swanky!