Buying in Wrigleyville is your own damn fault. This is asinine.

And yet, still the best Lunchable, hands down. Fight me.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

Aubrey decommitted when they addressed the thank you note to Drake.

The crowd was terrible but to be honest they were given nothing to cheer about.

I too have seen that rather smooth operation. In law school, a classmate and I were walking back to my car after lunch one day. A guy pulls up in a windowless van and said, “You look like a guy who wants to buy his girlfriend a new stereo. I happen to have one in my van here!”

Man, fuck that Osco. I used to rely on it, but now I’m all about Tony’s on Kimball.

No one’s ever been that happy to be in Des Moines.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

Technically, it sucked.

They just do the same thing, honestly, it would blow over, main reason being fans can’t fucking stand Roman Reigns but love Brock Lesnar, he’d get a big welcome pop as soon as he appears on RAW to F-5 Orton. On that note, Orton’s been popped twice and is still over as rover with the crowds.

Each morning I put my milk in my mug BEFORE I pour the coffee into it. That way the coffee pour swirls the milk all through the mug providing optimal balance of coffee to milk throughout the cup. I can’t be the only one that does this?

I mean, are you getting married or running a marathon? My wife and I were tired after our wedding, but I’d also been staring at her in a wedding dress all day. I wasn’t that tired.

I don’t like IPAs because they taste like battery acid. I WAS FIRST ON THE HATING IPAS BANDWAGON

As a Bulls fan, I say WTF. So much for tanking. Dammit.

Foreplay was 15 minutes of Russell talking about how great KY jelly is.

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

I feel so bad for Ryan Rusillo. Going from working with SVP to Danny Kannell is like a player being on the ‘97 Marlins then being stuck on the ‘98 Marlins.

i don’t know about you guys but i’m about to “brexit” my way out of work......... and into a few cold beers!!!!!!!!

That was 100% my problem. I’ve always had an issue with having a bit of a pear shape most of my adult life. 5x5 definitely helped me in the chest/shoulders/thighs and did tighten up my core but it definitely didn’t take off as much as I had (probably foolishly) hoped it would.