anyone going stroke for stroke with john holmes is going to have a long day

I play polo-style from the golf cart without ever once stopping the cart completely. He knows nothing about slow play frustration.

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

I think the key point in all this is that NJPW’s market is limited in the US. The biggest thing they had going for them was The Bullet Club/The Elite and the high level talent therein (Devitt, Styles, Gallows, Anderson, Rhodes, Bucks, Omega) that could easily translate to the American audience, on top of all being…

In his defense, he is correct in that your dad is unlikely to vote for Trump.

Not a ton of 26-year-old bros in Andersonville, your geography is a bit off.

I have a serious question. Who are the 17+ million people who are watching this? I just don’t see the entertainment value in watching people fake incest and fight dragons and kill people at weddings for an hour or however long these things last.

People’s Exhibit B: Val Venis.

There may be an age difference between us but my first exposure to pro wrestling was the Attitude Era WWF versus NWO Era of WCW. While I do enjoy some of the later personalities in pro wrestling, I just couldn’t get into it once the insane story lines and outrageous characters started to go away. It was hell deciding…

It’s crazy to me. The phone calls just don’t MATCH where Adnan was at the time of the calls. He says he was with friends; then there’s the BestBuy phone box that’s no longer there. And what about the parking lot across the street! Now the legal system is getting over-involved. Like I don’t even personally know any of…

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

Illinois here. I drive up to WI to get drunk and pee in your lakes.

Thibs will get his revenge tonight by playing Butler for just 46 minutes.

So Adidas was paying DeAndre Ayton, and then he chose to attend a Nike school and sign with PUMA upon getting drafted?

Adding insult to her injury were the drinks she had to buy everyone. 

That’s great and all, but how many days are in a week?

Man, I can’t wait for that CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. AJ Styles Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 35 that will somehow inexplicably go on before the Lesnar vs. Reigns III main event.

I see what you’re saying but I think you are putting someone in a tough spot when you ask them to comment publicly about the head of their company. His no comment was probably the best we could hope for there.

while you’re doxxing former Deadspin commenters can you tell me what Iron Mike Gallego’s real name is, i need to ask him what rolex goes best with my porsche

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.