Or just don’t eat breakfast, drink a lot of water, and you are totally fine until noon.

Ah gotcha. So how old were you during the Attitude Era? I was 10 years old in 1997, so I am right in the sweet spot. Perfect combination of violence, bathroom humor, swearing and boobs.

Wait, the Attitude Era caused you to stop being interested in wrestling? Am I reading that right?

The “alive girl” thing has to be due to voice-to-text, right? That’s the only way that phrase makes any sense. Plus, Bezos is right in the demographic for voice-to-text. 

Very nearly did this on a flight to Des Moines. I didn’t hear them call anything at all and the boarding area was full, so I wandered nearby but close enough (I thought) to hear the loudspeaker. I finally walked up to the desk to ask why we weren’t boarding, only to find out that everyone had boarded but me. She…

As a skinny guy who as been lifting for a few years, even if you WANT to bulk up, it’s hard as shit. 

I’m in sales, and my old company would routinely screw up my commission checks - never in my favor. A fellow rep said she didn’t pay attention. I would love to have that kind of money that thousands of dollars going into my account doesn’t even register on my radar.

More like a ‘roo-ful laugh, amirite

Nice. I think that’s what it used to be called in his NXT and ROH days (guessing on ROH because he was Tyler Black). On MLK Day, no less.

Raw was a ton of fun last night. My wife got home shortly after Braun flipped the truck. I told her about it, and she asked if I could rewind so she could see it. She’s a keeper.

6 hours is pretty good for bluetooth, but I doubt you’re getting even that. The problem is that bluetooth headphones really haven’t advanced much in the last few years. They are too bulky and the batter life sucks. Airpods have been out a year, and still have no real rival. I won’t spend $160 on headphones, so I have…

6 hours is pretty good for bluetooth, but I doubt you’re getting even that. The problem is that bluetooth headphones…

Just glassin’, just glassin’, just glassin’

I remember how much Samer’s dad loves using quotation marks from last year’s post.

Gotta say that Papa John’s is my favorite chain pizza. That sweet sauce is real tasty. I don’t like myself, but I can’t fight my tastebuds.

Wife and I plan to stay in the city (Chicago) as long as we can. The only thing that would make us move to the suburbs is the schools.

Disagree. That looks like a Costco frozen pizza if I’ve ever seen one.

That sounds like a management problem.

If your food is taking awhile, it’s okay to ask the server what’s going on, but don’t blame them. Usually, the kitchen fucked up or is just generally backed up. The server is just as annoyed as you are that your food isn’t ready.

Word on the Reddit streets is that Big Kat likely has a stake in the company, as well. I think you’re right that he feels he owes Portnoy, though.

I hate cruises but would consider this for the wrestling. As soon as I read Fozzy was playing, I was out.