I don’t think he would actually play, but money doesn’t fuel that man. Competition and ego do. He’d play just to try to embarrass people.

I’m no plastic surgeon but fake boobs don’t cost that much. You can get a good boob job for under $10k. 

I was crying at work listening to this.

Alright, so I chose my words poorly and rightly caught shit for it. My point is that every time his name is brought up, people comment saying Cubs fans need to forgive Bartman, when in reality, Cubs fans have all come to the conclusion that it was not his fault long ago. Using the word “forgive” in my post was a…

Who says hate has to be rational?

He hasn’t caught shit from fans for at least 7-8 years. I forgave him about a decade ago, but recently have begun hating him again for being so self-righteous about his privacy, while still giving statements through his lawyer. He’s like an “anonymous” donor.

With a beard, you can definitely tell that he and Bray are brothers. Wonder if they actually do anything with him, or just have him job.

I missed this due to the Better Call Saul finale. It had run its course. Not sure what they do with Enzo now.

I got caught up on SmackDown last night. I still don’t think this match will be that great, but I’ll be damned if the promos aren’t selling me on it. The number of times that different characters have flat out said that Nikki will “die alone” is nuts.

Tell that to the three 2o-something moms on my Facebook feed who are all “one step closer to earning a Lexus!”

As a 29 year old man who regularly wears a Rock t-shirt to the gym, I think it’s perfect gym attire.

At least you got the opportunity to spend the summer with Gary Busey.

Literally the first day I moved to Chicago, I had two guys in a van pull up to me in the parking lot of that very Jewel. They were very aggressively trying to sell me stolen stereo equipment.

I haven’t read the comics since I was a kid, but this just reminded me that even at about ten years old, Cathy was some real depressing shit.

I don’t undestand. What technical problems were there with the podcast?

This is the only proper way to do it.

“I will say that you won’t necessarily lose weight with this program but you’ll definitely gain muscle in the right places.”

“Bad meme” is kinda redundant since all memes are terrible and unfunny.

My first job was bagging groceries at Hy-Vee when I was 15 and learned how to do this the right way. Now that I am an adult who has to shop for himself, I see that my local grocery chain (Jewel) does not teach any technique whatsoever. I organize my groceries on the conveyor belt by where they go in my kitchen, and of…

It was very low key. I kinda thought they were gonna skip it all together.