Well, whatever. I still think the beheading of Bill Goldberg took things a step too far.

Haven’t seen anyone attempt that hairstyle since I was in middle school in 2000.

I hope the White Sox bring him in, so I can throw peanuts at him every week and then push him forward every time he uses a urinal so he gets a little pee on his shorts and becomes so paranoid that he’s forced to use the stalls like the shy bladder folks.

“False.”

So do the last two seasons all over again, basically.

Why not.

*figuratively

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

Milwaukee would also be fine, but other than that, yeah.

Oh bullshit, I don’t see why shitty Indy or Detroit should get exclusivity over Minneapolis, Milwaukee or Cleveland. They’re all in the same tier as cities.

My Sasha Banks pajamas say otherwise

Corey Graves called it a “blackout” so I think they might be going with that as the name for it now.

Just here for the comments:

Graves referred to it as the Blackout, which was what it used to be called. I’ll take it!

They called it the Blackout, and someone did say “stomp” but left off the “curb”.

Central is god’s time.

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And you get a star for using “glassin’” and some moose soup, to boot!(no, seriously, you’ll probably boot after you eat it)

Thanks Jeans.

I was just glassin’ through these comments and you get a star strictly for your screen name.