It’s not the glove that is the problem, it’s the fact that Lester has a serious case of the yips. Apparently it’s easier for him to throw a glove to first than a baseball, which is...super weird.

Nobody pays to see Ryback. I think that’s about as close to a reason as I can muster.

Nah.

Like Vince pushing Roman Reigns, I will get that gimmick over whatever the fuck it takes.

Blues bandwagon fan, the worst.

Cardinal fans don’t want the accussed actions of a few to represent all of them. “Most of us are classy enough to call him the n-word in the privacy of our home around only friends and family.”

There’s always next game!

In the checkout, cold things go with other cold things. Boxes go with other boxes. The stuff that can be broken and smushed needs to be bagged last. Whatever embarrassing thing I have to buy is hidden in the middle between the boxes and the milk/juice, so people don’t realize my shame.

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

Uh, no, fuck that. I have my actual friends routinely filtered out of my feed because their algorithm thinks I want to see a news station story from 2 days ago. I am fucking tired of having to reset who I want to see content from, because everytime I do they override it. Fuck facebook.

+1 Cheap Heat Pop

SHOULDA PAID FOR THE WWE NETWORK. IT’S ONLY $9.99 MAGGLE!

Counterpoint: Which one is farting?

Pros: Fast as fuck and water tight.

I’m disappointed Greg Howard no longer works here because there is no way he would’ve let this blog be posted.

this is why i work out to pirated beachbody DVDs (coughT25cough)

My husband only realized I was changing my name when we were filling out the forms for the marriage license. We hadn’t discussed it and he just assumed I was keeping mine. Which - it was my ex’s name, anyway, so no thanks.

My wife asked me if I wanted her to take my last name. I said I did — and she didn’t put up a fight. But if you asked me why I did, I wouldn’t have a good answer. Probably, “Well, because that’s what most people do, I guess.” I didn’t give it much thought.

Wow - it’s been awhile since any Republican has won the Urban vote.