Maybe the most excited former Yankee or Red Sox player is Chuck Knoblauch, who is just hoping that Drumpf is going to deport all the yips, like he promised.

I have no idea. I take it purely to keep from getting snacky. I use a hand blender (kitchen aid, I think) and a chocolate Casein protein and it tastes okay. Usually with an orange. My typical snack was like a bowl of cereal or a bunch of bread. It’s just a slightly healthier option for me.

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

Gawker Media Union wrote a diversity committee into its collective bargaining agreement. It was ratified this week.

(afraid to say anything)

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

I thought he was referring to the Real World star and Pedro nemesis, Puck. Now I’m sad that he wasn’t. Puck was great, tho.

What a time to be relied.

this, my friend, is the very best kinja.

It’s still crazy to me how hip hop now-a-days samples songs that are only months/weeks/days old.

Passengers on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, however, did not have nearly as much fun.

Greg meh’ed Italian food AND pizza once and I lost my shit.

Partial correction: Ciara is definitely having sex, just not with Russell Wilson.

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

You’re right. It’s nice that something finally broke that professional football player’s way.

But without marching band bus trips how else are nerds going to get to finger the clarinet players?

lol

Alan, am I on opiates or is The Leftovers the best show on television right now?