Bernie Kosar: [puts down brown-bagged whiskey bottle] I forgot all about prostitutes.

I love (hate) reading the over-the-top public proclamations of love between married couples that actually despise each other.

I think my first AIM screen name was SteveDave. I honestly have no recollection as to why.

Andy Dwyer is the world’s number 1 Colts fan and everyone knows that. He also makes the best mac and cheese.

Being on Twitter let me get through to Comcast customer support after a long and stressful evening of getting nowhere, and actually ended with a call from a highly placed executive with the company, who fixed my problem, gave me a discount, and made sure I had his personal number.

While you’re dead right on how people disseminate content, I think the way people consume content is a different story.

Twitter is for sharing your thoughts and ideas with people you don’t actually know.

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through

Will Facebook Apps get Most Recent news as default ever again?

Week Three on the syllabus looks interesting:

I think what would be more entertaining is if RedTube introduced a program called RedTube You to make fun of it. :P

His bat is too good, so he has to be in the lineup somewhere. Montero is signed for another two years and $28 million, so I find it hard to believe he’ll be displaced. No way he takes over for Rizzo at first, so it looks like the only option is left, or I guess swapping with Soler in right. Either way, looks like…

But RedTube is free???

YouTube Red? Isn’t that a little too close to RedTube?

Casey’s?

As long as you take it off and hold it in front of you on the subway instead of swinging it around while you play Candy Crush, wear whatever the hell you want.

That’s like saying “it’s not so much about tasting good as it is about how perfect his spelling was on the menu”.

Can I still be surprised that she pimped out her own daughter for $100? Because I’m not a prostitute connoisseur, but that seems ... really low.

Learning something about a subject you find interesting when you’re on a commute or cleaning the bathroom? It’s pretty logical, honestly.

Shut up.