hey fuck you man

hundreds, due to fake accounts using abc@abc.com email address

I haven't seen this many pissed off Iowans since Kirk Ferentz was retained as head coach in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.

Someone get the oven mitts, this take is extra hot!

pretending to enjoy going to clubs.
shitty music, douchey bros, overpriced drinks, and I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that it’s perfectly okay that I don’t dance.
do. not. dance.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

I have never seen a box of Cheetos in my life. Am I missing something? Have I been missing out my entire life?

He made Thriller. THRILLER.

No - Herpes can pass to others.

Looks like Trump finally found something he couldn’t sell.

“I bet Trump’s ex-wives are doing cartwheels! It’s better than alimony!”

I’m in the same boat as you, watched everything from maybe ‘97-2001 or so then ignored it until probably four years ago when I slowly started coming back. Dunno if anyone else on staff pays much attention other than Marchman.

Greg has a lot of REALLY questionable takes he’s threatened to write about. Doesn’t like sandwiches, baseball, or beaches, for starters.

Barry’s stance on TV is that “it’s bad.”

Bomani Jones’s show is legitimately great. It’s very hard for me to listen because I’m generally working while he’s on air, but when I get to listen it’s a delight. I don’t know if his shows are podcasted but I have to imagine they are.

The ‘We good?” between them was very sweet.

A hot dog is a sandwich.

Other things to try are:

Sike

You seem cool