Why do people need so many machines? I toss it all in one, colours, whites, whatever. Everything comes out fine.

Nice job here. So you understand you were warned, clicked on it anyway, got grossed out, and decided to come to the comments section and complain that you were grossed out. Must be a slow day at the plant

Ugh. I get that we’ve been warned appropriately, both in this post and other posts with gross imagery. But honestly, we’re living in an age of technological wonders, where anything is a click away for anybody at any time. So why include it here, at Deadpsin? What’ the point? I guess what I’m trying to say is, nobody…

Those numbers should probably be reported net of tithing.

What part of this post tried to elicit snark, you dildo? I wrote it as straight as possible.

Gotta be porn searches

They’re not “refusing” to hold a conference championship game, they can’t. NCAA requires a conference have at least 12 members before it can hold a conference championship game that doesn’t count as a regular season game. Otherwise, each team would have to schedule 11 games and hope they qualify for the the…

R.A.T.M. “Calm Like a Bomb”.

#OllieLivesMatter

what the fuck where is my tony hawk follow

If only he could actually hit that springboard stunner (just once dammit), it’d be perfect.

To the guy who wants to lean back against the tank while sitting on the shitter, be ready to clean up the floor. Sometimes your body weight against the tank will allow water to leak from the tank at the point where it attaches to the bowl. I guess if you don’t mind leaving a mess for the janitor, then lean away, but…

I’m heartbroken, too.

One morning, shortly after I had been hired full time, one of our editorial fellows, Dan, sent an email to Tommy and me, explaining that he would be a little bate late getting into work because he’d been mugged the night before, and was still sort of getting himself together. Tommy emailed him back, telling him to…

Tommy Craggs gave me a second chance. I spent nearly three years writing for a different Gawker site, and I hit a point where I was just done. I couldn’t do it anymore. I was looking elsewhere, and my time at the company was up. I didn’t want to leave though, and in a passing conversation, I told Tommy I felt…

Each time the phrase “Survey says!” was uttered, the Gronks kept mishearing it as “Cervezas!” and Yo Soy Fiesta took over.

mind-bottling