When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

This was the best work of Keith’s career. I hope he doesn’t go back to politics, and he was so in his element calling out malfeasance and pure idiocy in sports. Don’t know where that could catch on in the current landscape, though, and still keep or find an audience.

+3 commas

Three words for you: Radio. On. Internet.

well, and unlike many rich people, he didn’t really “come into” his fortune - he earned it (as much as anyone can be said to have “earned” a billion dollars)

It should also be noted that the NASCAR banquet he is boasting about keeping the deposit for is a cancer charity fundraiser.

He’s the best heel this side of Paul Heyman.

4. Wait three days.

Nailed it.

Doing it Jesus’s way strikes me as selfish. How’s a man really supposed to help out if his arms are spread that wide?

I don’t think he means what you think he means, either.

You can tell this lawyer is a stand-up guy. He says his client makes no excuses, and then he doesn’t thereafter discuss anything that could be considered an excuse, such as the victim striking first, or the victim using a racial slur, or the incident occurring in a bar.

traveling

Troo, it’s Southern South Chicago.

Kyle Singer. He would have gotten word, exactly prior to it leaking publicly.

As a Sabres fan, I’d love to see NHL hockey in Buffalo.

“No one is attending games. Let’s move it somewhere that guarantees no one EVER attends games.” -Thought process of whatever guy thinks it’d be a good idea to move to Las Vegas, probably

Are we taking bets on when they move out of Vegas and where they go from there yet?

I agree, valuable internet space is being taken up!

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.