Reasons not to wear a condom.

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

It’s like cloning the Phoenix Coyotes

As is tradition.

I express many thanks for awarding of American Cup of Hockey Award and am blessed for being straddled by the thighs of Chicago. Beneath the cheese I will glaze the ham, as was the old way.

One Of These Days This Will End Poorly

If you’re smart (or at least, good at taking tests), high school is ridiculously easy WITHOUT applying yourself. The problem, at lesat for me, was that college WASN’T easy and I had no idea how to study or even put in effort. Took me a while.

Oof. +1 Crippler Crossface for you.

This is one Benoit that won’t be hanging from the rafters someday.

That’s not actually true. MLB teams do not “own” their minor league affiliates. They have affiliate agreements with them, which I’m sure a team could revoke or decline to renew at the earliest opportunity if it did something the parent team did not agree with. Here is the Owlz ownership group: http://www.milb.com/conte…

$12 haircut is a $20 bill every time. Makes for a simple transaction.

Starbucks/Coffee Bean/Dunkin Donuts workers get the “whatever loose change is left over” tip. These aren’t people who do a better job than I would, I go to them because it is convenient. I don’t tip the In-N-Out people either.

Having read these types of articles before, if you’re just an asshole who refuses to tip because “hurr durr, fuck this system” don’t even bother trying to explain your shitty rationale that just ends up hurting people in the service industry. Having been in it at a younger stage of my life it’s not as easy as you…

You can buy those squat stools at Walmart, according to my husband who has been hinting since Xmas for one as a Father’s Day gift. It seems to not matter that he’s no one’s father.

My local bar will let you substitute tots for fries at a $2 upcharge. Are tots better than fries? Unquestionably. Are they $2 better than fries? No way, not unless you’re drun...ohhhh, now I get it!

Why don’t they just put everything on the main damn website like normal people!!!

He is a really good guy, which makes his on-air persona even more frustrating. He’s playing a character he doesn’t need to play.

Just thinking of Amys Baking Company failing gives me so much joy.

I would like to see the success rate of any bar or restaurant featured on these shows.

It’s like Bosnia & Herzegovina.