it definitely sets a president.

Initial thought: Gimmick, and will turn people off. Bad idea.

That cheesecake in the header looks INCREDIBLE.

Advice from the women of CPAC:

Who is the CPAC woman?

He had hand reduction surgery so he could pretend his cock was bigger.

I guarantee you the principal could not look the other way. It’s most likely that her marriage became public in the parish or in the community and either the pastor or the Bishop of Miami, who is a giant dick by the way, found out and told the principal to fire this teacher through the diocesan office of education. I…

FYI: Private and parochial are not synonyms. Parochial means that a parish runs the school. A private Catholic school would be run by a religious order.

I was a teacher at a Catholic school for many, many years. When you are hired, you sign a contract agreeing to abide by the teachings of the Catholic Church. You know that you can be fired for acting publicly in a way that brings “scandal” on the church. (Not agreeing; just explaining.)

That New Yorker joke hit way too close to home.

Ooooh boy, I’ve got a treat for you! He did try youtube and it’s a glorious, surreal, dumpster fire. Highly recommend this (it’s 21 minutes long and worth every one of them):

Lemon is the best Starbust.

Briefly, first wave is suffragettes, second wave is Gloria Steinem et al during the 70s, and third-wave is Jezebel.

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

Yes.

It’s also a quick way to weed out people who get hung up on irrelevant crap.

She’s in costume as Nissa, an MTG character. But way to go being a dickhead about a 7 year olds clothes, hope you’ve had a good day.

Well, tough shit England, that’s what you get for Brexit.

Honestly, fuck the Democrats. They’ve gone out of their way to throw our Black asses under the bus even though we’ve single handedly made the party relevant in the modern era. White people are getting what they’ve been asking for for decades.