Jessica Alba has been dead to me ever since she sued The Honest Toddler for copyright infringement, despite the HT blog being established first.

Throw in a light sabre and I’ll invest.

I always thought they would roo the day they let him go.

He could have avoided charges had he thought to bring some fries to throw on top.

Mine was “Laotian Crotty” and I think we need to team up on the next big club banger immediately.

Price is Right Games Ranked?

“[T]hat’s not a very good example for young people,” says the guy who coaches Pacman Jones.

Now some real talk.

11 guys robbing VEGAS isn’t that unheard of.

it’s difficult to have ANY conversation about parity, especially in the East, because one player is throwing that competitive balance off by himself.

“Getting ready for my big foreign trip.” Seriously, “big”? Come on, “foreign”? JFC, is there anything that comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like the utterance of a fourth-grader?

the Mets sent someone to his apartment to check on him, and whatever happened was enough to piss off the Mets

1 OAK , born of the namesake catch phrase, “1 of a kind”

I think the reason why people only care about feel good stories about running is because no one cares about running. Like, at all.

Is nothing beneath mentioning any longer? Like, is something so bad that you won’t comment on it because it doesn’t deserve mockery or attention?

And Chaffetz, under investigation for taking $$ from those same Russians, and Mitch “the Turtle” McConnell, conspiring with Paul “the Weasel” Ryan to get Russian money for Repug congressional races....huh? Why can’t Repugs be satisfied with the billions they rake in from American sources? Why do they have to get money…

I imagine it would also raise some troubling existential questions, like if you were raised by a monster/share genes, what are the implications about yourself?

If the previous show had any bearung on this one, please change the wording on your clip, MTV. Kindly remove the words “Most ambitious teens” and replace that with “entitled, self-centered, vapid, delusional members of the lucky sperm club”. Malala Yousafzai is an ambitious young woman. Let’s not tarnish that word not…

I watched one show from the original series- this girl ruined her own part because because they couldn’t pick up her Mercedes until the morning after.

You know what they say in The Association: if you want respect, buy a Laurentian Respect Terrier.