Thanks for confirming I’m not the only one that read it that way.

Dude, what happened, happened. You have to repent for the things from the past and become a better person. Just because you’re deep in the pit does not mean that you have to stay there, no. If you have people reaching for you, you have to climb out. But how to serve a sentence if I was a temporary prisoner? I think…

Gambling really is one of those things that needs to be regulated, if for nothing else than to ensure that whom ever is running the gambling is on the up and up and is being honest about the odds.

So the point remains that John Harbaugh is bad at calling personnel switches?

I thought The Great Santini was set in South Carolina.

Jim Harbaugh is a national treasure.

The pool table was laid to rest in the traditional Buffalo way.

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His ordinary converse with his inferiors smacked of sternness, and consisted chiefly of three phrases: “How dare you?” “Do you know whom you are speaking to?” “Do you realise who stands before you?”

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

If I were a sports champ, for this President, I would drink a shit ton of Dr Pepper on White House visit morning, then tell President Kardashian, “I gotta pee”. Then I’d whip it out and pee on him.

- Gronk (pointing you in the direction of the nearest beach, probably)

Good grief. The need to nickname people is so stupid. Jokic = The Joker? The NBA is stupid.

TV news is for morons. Which, of course, is why our barely literate con man in chief watches six hours of it a day.

Also the away team gets to bat first, and you know home team fans will never like that.

Breitbart is a fanfiction section

I don’t know why anyone is surprised. Trump said repeatedly during the campaign that he would “take out the families” of terrorists or suspected terrorists. Never mind that it’s a war crime, that this kid was fucking EIGHT, or that when you indiscriminately kill children, it tends to galvanize the other side against…

I hope she’s there in court to remind him of the mess he left...

I’ll be sure to pass your message on to the people who live in small towns across america where the VFW is the local gathering spot.

Counterpoint: The “excessive speed” was a PR stunt to allow IMM to advertise that the ship arrived ahead of schedule.