The irony for me is that writing about multiple reasons makes it a lot easier to pad out a book rather than hyping up single reason!

I could wait for some pretentious, out of touch white guy to “disrupt” this problem by making housing more affordable and accessible for all socioeconomic classes, but then I remembered the “disrupt” culture only fixes problems that either don’t exist or benefit pretentious, out of touch white guys.

Except Aimee doesn’t sound happy about it at all. She sounds miserable as hell, like being alone is not something she wants but something she must get used to. Resigned to her fate so to speak.

Not sure how else you would do it.

Oh no! Not shit stirring idiots! The Horror!!!!

Because band people are earnest, and earnest people suck.

It was apparently a reference to the molestation scandal and cover up in the Church. Good thing they can’t reference that, I’d hate for the church to have its feelings hurt.

I absolutely loathe marching bands because the local high school band likes to practice near my home while I’m trying to sleep but even I recognize their merit. Also a 50-75 piece band could easily help sell a hundred or so tickets, even if only to the inexplicably proud parents.

Show me where on the doll the bad band touched you.

“We’re gonna penalize that shit.”
*thinks*
“We’re gonna profit off that shit.”

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

And just like that, the market for back-alley MRI scans of arms just skyrocketed. Soon there will be a demand, like none other, for strong armed bums and transients looking to make a few bucks to scan limbs that have been strengthened by years of pushing carts and hauling bags of soda cans.

Jesus man, I know this is only kinja but have some dignity.

Of course, with Joe’s big contract, the chairs cost a relative Pittance.

Dracula Dead and Loving It already showed us that.

You do not see the problem, given the context of this country’s history, when a white woman threatens to castrate a black male?

This girl is every girl I went to high school with. Probably says she loves fall because “bonfires, hoodies, and football” or some other mundane horseshit. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Live Laugh Love” was on every wall of her fucking house.

I guess rainy days and Mondays really do get the Carpenters down.

Stay at home if you are going to act like that.