Was this close to making a truly horrible comment, but I’ll just tone it down to this: babies, kids, children, teens, et al are awful and have no place in a decent society.

If he’d been a pediatrician instead of a basketball player, I wonder what we’d call him. Dr. Livingston, I presume.

Ya, maybe the knew that no one wanted to steal the ball when it was covered in spit.

Steph Curry is 28. 28 backwards is 82. Steph curry is known for shooting, or Shooting Basketballs Accurately. SBA, translated to numbers, is 584. 584 plus 82 is 666.

Steph Curry is the devil.

LeBron James wears 23

After a few minutes of digging I found his high school yearbook photo

What’s worse is that he kept doing it, maybe to show that it was an “involuntary” reaction, and almost kicked someone in the face.

But Bogut is big and old, so his dirty play is expected and funny.

That Pastor Tim line made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

Seriously. Does it need to be said?

Nobody gives a shit what she thinks about anything

It’s true though. My penis has completely inverted due to feminism. I’m ruined.

Garbage person says and thinks garbage things and draws garbage conclusions from life events.

If only there was a song about burning down the house...

Except she’s probably just a millionaire, missing that last comma. Sad!

Meh. It's like the sandwich man at the deli forgetting your pickle. You notice it eventually, but don't care enough to go back and get it.

I’d argue the Rams are so forgettable it should say ‘QB LA’

You are missing out, mate.

I submit that it’s impossible to be skipping and simultaneously be unhappy. But then again, I only skipped as a toddler and as a high school student.