halpermonkey
HalperMonkey
halpermonkey

I love Sandra Oh and will watch anything with her in it.

This is not an endearing face. It always disturbed me how many Jezebels thought this guy was cute and enlightened. He has always seemed incredibly creepy and greasy to me. Granted, I’m a guy so maybe he doesn’t have the same effect, but he just seems like he’s trying too hard to lure you in as if he’s trying to sell

Comparing and contrasting Kelly and Ryan is sort of like doing a Goofus and Goofus segment.

It could be worse, you could be the person who thought of this idea.

Is it just me, or does this guy look like Nathan Lane in old nerd makeup?

It really depends on what kind of artists. Most artist are garbage on top of that. I think these shirts are great because it encourages children to be more than garbage performance artists or shitty DJs.

You know what else is important? Understanding language, rhetoric, reasoning, argument, logic, etc.

I am so sick of this bullshit prioritizing science and math over the humanities. People who can’t evaluate argument, recognize propaganda or understand history and sociology are much easier to manipulate, even if they

“As a mother and a career artist, I’m astounded that a company as large and influential as you are could approve of a design that encourages toddlers to stifle their creativity. TODDLERS. I’m horrified at the thought of putting a shirt like this on my own 20 month old daughter. Shame, shame, shame.”

Look, I’m liberal up to a point but you are really overstepping here. The Cardassians gave out soup at their Bajoran labor camps! They'd never do this. And most of them are good people don’t judge them by their military dictatorships Don’t throw the good people of Cardassia Prime in with the likes of Trump (or more

School lunch programs in this country are incredibly wasteful. They could all be run as free lunch programs if we hadn’t decided to privatize the market while still subsidizing the actual foodstuffs. So now Sodexo and the like make a profit off shitty food prepared by underpaid employees and served on disposable trays

The fact that Dr. Z had a stroke that left him unable to communicate while Peter King got his own vanity microsite remains all the proof I need that there is no just and loving God.

Do you think Goodell actually says “Bring out the Gimp.” when they need Peter King’s services or does he merely think it?

all of those are healthy golfers. Tiger is clearly not, and hasn’t been for quite a while. Are you just ignoring that? An athlete’s career can be cut short by injury relative to others and they can still be great.

Yeah, Tiger has aged really well:

I know it sounds ridiculous to say about a guy who has a billion dollars, the best golfer ever etc. But I on some levels feel bad for guys like Tiger Woods. Athletes who were essentially star from a young age and who turn pro very young. I think in alot of ways athletes like this are never really given a chance to

In a sense this is probably true of a lot of child prodigies whose self-image is heavily invested in what they’re exceptionally good at. Tiger as an adult was obviously a much better golfer than at 11, but relative to his peers Tiger at 11 was likely more exceptional. The important thing, I would think, is to not be

This is an odd rebuttal, given that my example constituted an instance in which having a lower seed actually helped a team avoid a one-and-done. Sometimes there’s a lower-seeded opponent that you just don’t match up well against, and it might be helpful to get a lower seed yourself and avoid facing them in the first

The old rumor is he has an open marriage. Does anybody have any proof? No. Does that stop me from picturing him singing “I like fuck-ing strange pus-sy” to the Nationwide jingle? Absolutely not.

I have definitive proof that Donald Trumps really bad combover conceals a team of little men who are actually operating him via levers.