Well we did build our stadium over an Indian burial ground.

+ just one more article before bed

I think I said this last year, but Dolphins fans are the worst because they are 90% grandma’s boys with serious dad issues. They hated their mean dads so much that they had to hate whatever team he liked so that left them to pick the team nearest where their grandparents were slowly shuffling towards death. TAKE THAT…

Bill Belichick simply finds two fat derelicts rummaging through a dumpster out behind a Boston Pizza each year and turns them into a Super Bowl-winning line

‘The most time and energy I have ever put into being a Dolphins fan is when I read every single text message between Incognito and Martin.”

I’m not even a Dolphins fan, but this resonates so much with everyday life. I put off taking the recycling out for three days, I bitch and moan to myself about doing an hour’s…

Let’s go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings: “Dawg, gotta do this shit ... kids are on my lawn. Stuff costs so fuckin’ much now. Need an extra sweater. Can’t put da fuckin’ team on my back if I’m cold, Dawg.”

These two comments belong next to each other:

...and very few players deserved it more than Finnegan.

I’ll put that in my box labeled “To Care About When I Care About Making Men Happy” along with ‘shaving my legs regularly’ and ‘getting good at giving blowjobs’.

I once met with an older woman lawyer for a networking/mentoring type thing. We got around to talking about kids, and the challenges of juggling parenthood and a starting out as an attorney. I don’t have kids, and I’m not going to, but I told her that if I did, my husband would be the primary caregiver. She smiled and…

SHIELD and Nick Fury are still relevant with NSA spying. Hulk with radiation will always be relevant.

Yes, thank you for describing well-known characters to us in partial Ninja Turtles terms, for those of us who can’t understand anything unless it’s half in a half shell.

Can’t say I was ever intruged by a F4 movie idea. Doesn’t matter if Marvel is in control vs Fox. I don’t want a “first family” of super heroes movie.

Peter Parker is like this too, nerdy white kid who lives in NYC? Great, he doesn’t even need to move out of his house to join a financial startup and start saving for his brooklyn walkup.

Insider info: The grass that they chose to use is great, but takes about a year to fully settle in. This was told to York by the folks providing all the materials, but he insisted on getting said great grass and putting it in a month before the season started.

If you guys can enjoy football in your natural hair color and sweats, why can’t I?

i really don’t get Gigi Hadid. there’s nothing at all wrong with her and she’s pretty. but she’s pretty in a target catalogue kinda way.

While on the subject of Gigi Hadid, is it terrible to wonder how a 20 year old woman already has the face of a Spin City-era Heather Locklear?

LOL, I’m not even going to TRY and say that out loud.

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