I mean dogs and cats are ready to fuck and have babies before they're even 1 (meaning a supposed 6 or 7 year old father/mother), so sexual and developmental maturity bear little cross species resemblance relative to total lifespan.
Can we call them “Yoda years”? So if 50 human years is about 2-3 Yoda years, the oldest Yoda can actually be is 54 human years old. However, we don’t yet know how old Yodas are when they develop language skills — sure, we know approximately how old a human is, but a human lifespan is also, at most, 120 years (probably…
Bill Cosby has always hated Eddie Murphy, and Eddie Murphy has always been funnier. That’d be all there was to say on the matter even if Cosby wasn’t a serial rapist.
They goddamn better.
I sure this review will be received reasonably and people, regardless of whether or not they agree with it, will debate politely. It’s a good thing Star Wars has never caused people to behave in a disagreeable fashion.
My money’s on him sacrificing himself for Goose Jr.
Plus clam juice, horseradish, Tabasco, 2oz Ketel One, pepper and a celery stock to stir. Now THATS breakfast.
“It’s kind of absurd how many people in general can’t cook beyond a college dorm level.”
Slicing bread isn’t cooking.
To paraphrase Homer Simpson speaking to Frank Grimes: “You mean you didn’t get a MacArthur Fellowship? Now let me show you pictures of the time I was an astronaut.”
I learned this when a black friend refused to eat my burritos at the office potluck because he had never seen my kitchen and didn’t trust it.
It turns out, female reindeer can grow antlers! Who knew?
I've had black friends utterly shocked by my slovenliness as a white woman.
I promise you, collectively, black people are even more hung up on hygiene.
Maybe you should consider suing Elon for $190M over this incident, like that pedo guy loser who you wanted to steal your freedom of speech? Seriously, it takes a completely surrendered slave-mentality like yours to write an article like this — which gives Tesla free press, BTW, thank you! I hit stupid orange cones all…
If you consider face/body her talent, then yes? Because, like you, I’m hard-pressed to be more generous than “sometimes pretty decent actress.” She’s fifty, and been pretty consistently famous for twenty years, based on ... being famous? And now she’s going to get an Academy Award nom (and possibly the award!) for…
Yeah, I was a bit taken aback by that swipe at Raquel Welch, I was like “Damn Dennis, *actual talent*? that was way harsh. I mean sure Raquel Welch may not be a Meryl Streep-calibre actress ... But who is? Surely not Jennifer Lopez anyway!”
Projections for the first year of jobs created for HQ2 was just 700, that 25,000 was a made up number from Amazon.
That every previous jobs claim to get state or federal money I have seen has been overinflated and often includes temp jobs. The 25,000 jobs number likely included all the different construction jobs, cleaning crews and anyone involved in it for more than a minute while the new 1,500 jobs is likely the true permanent…
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