“We will launch a Peloton into space!”

I must wonder, did the person who first dream up that concept actually finish the book?

I read comments from dumb people from people calling Sony an upstart studio when all this went down. Yup, that’s our Sony, just trying to put together a show out in their Dad’s barn.

I’ve always felt this way. Having a company that is failing due to a shitty CEO? Give me a chance. I can’t do worse, and I’ll only ask for half what the last guy got.

Doctor Strange’s final words in Infinity War should’ve been, “No matter what. Protect the rat at all costs.” Then there could’ve been a year of speculation over who or what the rat might be. Then an Internet meltdown when it turned out the rat was just a random rat with no further significance.

One thing I’ll never be able to understand is this country’s unwavering ability to complicate using a toilet. It’s a chair for pee and poo; it shouldn’t be this difficult. 

“any1 who dont like Peloton™ is a totall pedo guy *laughing-crying emoji*”

It would completely make my day if Peloton started calling people “pedo guy” for criticizing their ad. 

This just needs to have an edit with Werner Herzog narrating the ad to make the journey complete.

Checkmate!

OK boomer.

Hopefully you possess enough sense to realize that the Pinto is partially responsible for the existence of all those regulations you’re complaining about.

Your comment is dumb. However, so is our govt - subee could hvae just made a deposit to the trump/pence 2020 committee and probably got this immediately put through.

Yeah! And we should add lead back into gasoline!

Okay, but you do realize that there’s nearly a half-century difference between the introduction of the Pinto and the S209, right? Part of the reason we have all those regulations today that make cars like this difficult to certify is because of the Pinto’s problems.

I also like comparing things that happened in the 1970's to things that happened now.

Congrats on the most stupid post on Jalopnik today.

The reason Ford could sell the Pinto is because the regulatory environment back then was almost nonexistent. Are you suggesting that we go back to that?

Comparing regulations from today and from nearly 40 years ago makes so sense. Regulations are far more strict these days and Ford would never be able to sell the Pinto in that form in today’s environment

The Cybertruck looks amazing.