This Guy Fawkes
hallofreallygood
3:45 PM
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Funny thing about cups is that Little League baseball adopted the pro rule that made cups (which are, by the way, inserted into a pocket in jock straps worn by players ... and that’s my entry in the TMI derby) mandatory equipment.

1:45 PM
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That’s what sends me from upset to in a full on meltdown of anger, the likes of which would be appropriate on a Rage Against the Machine album. At some point he was alerted to one of society’s most heinous crimes: child molestation. Somebody on his staff was raping children, on the team premises, which happen to be in

10:01 AM
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The park factors don’t apply to DJLM. He played in Coors before this, and made his career on hitting grounders. Ground balls don’t really care about outfield fences or altitude or whatever you want. He changed his launch angle to coincide with the way baseball is played in 2019. 

8:46 AM
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 Same with Tuck. He also could have won the MVP for the 2nd with his "You don't know what it feels like" pregame speech that could have inspired me to kill a bear with my hands.

9/17/19
10:34 PM
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I don't know. It just seems like a different system. Drafts suck, in my opinion.

9/17/19
8:24 PM
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Half of the reason those Super Bowls were so sweet was because Eli wasn't good enough for them to totally make sense. And against Brady? One of which during his unquestionably greatest season ever? I'd sooner believe Angels in the Outfield was real. 

9/17/19
4:01 PM
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I’d be inclined to defend Albert somewhat more if he’d simply greyed him without the message. It’s their site after all. They can grey whoever they want. But I can’t read that message as anything other than a threat to the rest of the community that if they ever step out of line, they’ll get greyed.

9/17/19
12:18 PM
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I’ll admit,  the original comment wasn't great,  but this is pretty ticky-tack. A simple dunking on him for it would have sufficed. 

9/17/19
7:17 AM
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If we're going to do this,  so far this year Tua is blowing Trevor Lawrence's stats out of the water. That's not me saying Trevor isn't going to be some savior eventually. He's a great prospect. But just how many years are you going to tank?

9/16/19
7:23 PM
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Literally all anybody complains about is how Netflix is always getting rid of known IPs in exchange for their own content. There are a billion Netflix movies and shows. 

9/16/19
7:15 PM
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Pretty extreme reaction. Shouldn't the greys be reserved for the known trolls? A.D. is usually a pretty decent commenter. 

9/16/19
1:34 PM
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Yup, this is exactly what the billionaire class is counting on: you blaming the damn immigrants while they erode union membership, corporate taxes, and generations of expectations that workers are worth more than the bare minimum. Sorry refugees. My 3% raise isn't cutting it. 

9/16/19
11:56 AM
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My favorite is “physical specimen.” If you can get a “physical specimen” who is “soft spoken” and has a “high IQ” you’re set. 

9/16/19
11:22 AM
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You would think the Giants would just realize that they have no shot at the playoffs and that they’ve gotten absolutely everything they’re ever going to get out of the Eli Manning era. And that even if Eli doesn’t control the defense, it would probably be for the best to stick Daniel Jones out there for the next 14

9/16/19
11:09 AM
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I’ve watched that a lot as well, and I can say that had that come out when Anchorman had, and I was still in that place in my life, it would have been the answer I gave instead of Anchorman.

9/15/19
10:02 PM
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You’ve gotta figure it’s just their loyalty to Stephen Ross that’s preventing any mutiny.