This Guy Fawkes
hallofreallygood
4/29/20
9:42 PM
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I would argue that having friends meet up at one of our places, to watch a new movie, having cheaper drinks, better food, not having to shush strangers, and the God like ability to pause or even rewind would make any setup much better than your best movie theater experience.

1/14/20
11:56 AM
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So now that we know what it absolutely won’t look like, how about a look at what they’re planning on doing? Read more

1/13/20
10:58 AM
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Ford Vs Ferrari instantly goes from an entertaining Boomer movie to one of the biggest robberies of all time if it wins Best Picture, right? I feel like winning would be a Monkey Paw type wish. 

1/12/20
10:40 AM
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$500 seems like a lot for fairly non-essential stuff. I could just bring my phone for GPS. I guess this will give you better heart rate info, but...I don’t know. Just run until your lungs burn. Do you need to quantify that? Also, heart rate monitors aren’t that expensive. Yeah, it’s another thing, but would you pay Read more

1/7/20
9:11 AM
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I don’t feel as though Bob Dylan was that interesting to warrant yet another biopic. 

1/7/20
9:02 AM
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I’m waiting for it on Disney+. At first I was worried about people spoiling the movie, but then I realized it’s a fucking Star Wars movie. I more or less already know what’s going to happen.

1/6/20
10:29 AM
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I’ll assume your reasons go beyond “Was a dick to Tom Hanks one time,” but that in and of itself is a decent reason. 

1/6/20
10:17 AM
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It’s even worse when you realize that at minimum, your friend had cleaned up the story by 35% to put him in a better light. However bad that sounded, it was probably worse, especially given that he doesn’t see what’s so wrong with what he did in the first place. 

1/5/20
11:37 AM
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I don’t think the question has ever been “Does Netflix make good things?” They do, though it can be difficult to find them in the noise. Read more

1/3/20
11:41 AM
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*Parts* of Texas are nice. Austin is nice. I've heard good things about San Antonio. North Texas should be quarantined.

1/2/20
1:10 PM
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An absurd amount of hair splitting as “The Force” takes on many forms and apparently there is a large spectrum of people who are anywhere from a full on Jedi or Sith, to ones who are merely “force sensitive.” Read more

12/31/19
4:31 PM
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Sure buddy. There wasn’t a guy muttering “I am one with the force, and the force is one with me,” for the entire runtime of the movie, consistently putting himself in seemingly reckless scenarios and inexplicably ending up victorious. 

12/31/19
10:30 AM
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Wouldn’t the Yukon be either Ground Zero or G.Z.-adjacent for all the prehistoric viruses and bacteria currently working their way out of the melting permafrost? Read more