What a hilariously shitty opinion piece. 

I think we’ve all screwed around on side quests before

It’s me, the guy who cares enough about WOKE movies to leave 5 star reviews, but not enough to actually watch the movie itself.

Your reaction makes me side even harder with the article

Okay. People who don’t like specific genres, generally don’t like good things within that genre.

“Even if you don’t normally like this genre, you’ll still enjoy this” is a wild shot to call, bordering on delusional.

Yeah but then he asked if James Taylor was still making and releasing the same album every year and became good again.

An island with grass, if she is to be believed

The Dominos approach 

It’s a great lead in to the hourlong procedural, “The Good Cop” which is about a cop who is good.

The real problem is that ChatGPT won’t write a spec script for a new CBS sitcom “My Bitch Wife”

RIP

Weird because this show absolutely could be written by AI

She’s been a great character actress, but this is like saying “Why isn’t Ray Wise hosting SNL?” Because that’s not the kind of people who host SNL. Ray Wise has been great in everything and everybody recognizes his face and work, but at most, 5% of the general population could match the name to the face.

Plenty of people have this attitude

Bullshit

Ya gotta hand it to them. Seriously. Hand it to Ezra

I’m going to pass and it’s because Ezra Miller is profoundly annoying, and I don’t feel like watching 2+ hours of two “Justin Long only with negative charisma points”

Well it’s definitely that expensive to make. 

Anybody who suggests Ready Player One is a cop