This Guy Fawkes
hallofreallygood
9/21/19
2:43 PM
26

I told you this would happen if you touched my butt one more time.

9/20/19
11:50 PM
27

Judge says “Well, nothin’ in the rulebook says Brad Pitt can’t kill a known criminal...”

9/20/19
7:01 PM
19

how dare you raise your voice at me after all this time, buster. If you think riley wasn’t behind wades recruitment of LeBron and bosh in 2010 (of which I am still proud), I have a bridge to sell you. Also, the new rules include players, unless I’m reading the article wrong. Stick to song brackets

9/20/19
4:40 PM
156

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9/20/19
2:27 PM
3

The only reason I still have an account is that every time I think about deleting it, the idea of actually logging into Twitter makes me want to vomit. 

9/20/19
9:33 AM
5

Do you mean the inclusion of the Batmobile? No, they didn’t.

9/19/19
1:32 PM
33

I don’t care what they say, they can’t convince me base-2 is better than a home run.

9/19/19
1:32 PM
3

The people who are on the 2000 was last night side (i.e., me) can also celebrate the 2007 Patriots, one of only four NFL teams to go undefeated in their season, the first since the 1972 Dolphins and the only team to do it in the expanded season.

9/19/19
1:23 PM
4

Agreed. Tim Salmon has 299 career home runs. But I know he hit 1 in Game three of the 2002 World Series (against Dusty’s Giants). For the love of God, say the man has 300!! (+ others he may have hit in the playoffs I can’t remember)

9/19/19
1:06 PM
33

“Ad Astra’s goal is Neptune. A planet that’s billions of light years away and yet still in our solar system”

9/19/19
9:02 AM
15

Show and Tell is suspected to be another TF sock puppet. They are not deliberately trolling, but subtlety derailing like OG Tomatoface style.

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9/18/19
12:06 PM
198

Jeez Paul, why not just wear a sign that says "I'm a racist" on you at all times? Cuz that's one goddamn racist take.