I’ll be live tweeting from Pete Davidson’s shows from now on, as though I were in the audience, despite the fact that I’m never going to go to one.

Damn, so I gotta provide my own salt water, too?

Oh, hey, look, it’s “lol who even likes this” guy! I was wondering if we’d get an article about anything, ever, where you didn’t show up. Glad you’re here!

Yes. Next question?

At least it will dampen any wildfires in California, though I’m not looking forward to days and days of snowfall here in the Mountain West.

“Because this was an observational study, it can’t prove a direct cause-and-effect link between pot and psychosis,” said Suzanne Gage, a psychologist with the University of Liverpool who wrote an editorial accompanying the study.

Care to cite any relevant literature? You used the words “many many” and “causes” which would benefit greatly from at least a source or two.

It may trigger a psychotic break in a subset of predisposed individuals. It’s never been shown in any study to cause psychosis. There is a distinct difference. 

Don’t forget that you can also make the boy trip in a puddle, lock him in a garage, chase him into a phone booth, and make him buy back his own toy. Maybe it’s because I know I’m not causing a real person any harm, but I find a lot of sadistic joy in tormenting that kid. Everyone else gets annoyed at you, but he gets…

Nice try, Big Goose.

Your experts are liars.  I grew up on a ranch with geese and Untitled Goose Game is the closest representation to reality I’ve ever encountered.  They are unapologetic assholes.

Meehhh, this is half-true and a bit misleading in the wording. They’re not “meant to” do anything. While it’s true THC does seem to boost the effects of CBD, CBD without THC doesn’t have a “drastically different” or worse effect, just a weaker one. And it also doesn’t mean “more THC = better CBD” -- you can have a…

Maybe he was just being a shitty human being as research for a book he's writing.

Wow. Pete Davidson’s daughter must be awfully young. Creepy.

Putting ketchup on your turkey is far more embarrassing than ripping a fart during Thanksgiving dinner.

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Okay smart guy, what do we call it

Martin Scorses is such a great director, it almost makes me not think for a second about what an absolute shitheel and incompetent Jim Spanfeller is. 

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.