I’d say Instagram, but I’m not a fan of Meta so I won’t be there. That’s probably the closest option. I don’t know, but I didn’t like Mastodon when I gave it a shot.

“That’s how they value the shirt. The more the lines criss cross and the patterns overlap”

He literally said the same thing in the article, doc. 

Here’s the thing about Mastodon, from somebody who jumped over to it in April: It kind of sucks. If you’re going over there hoping for a No Elon Twitter, I’ve got terrible news for you.

We already know he’s a scumbag (most kids are) because he left a friend on the frozen pole and sold another friend out after he swore. But consider the fight. First off, he mentions Scut has yellow eyes, so he’s probably jaundiced. But how does he win the fight? By just straight up beating the shit out of him. Almost…

“Mister Elon Musk. I think your Teslas are the best electronic cars in the world. But there is one problem. They catch on fire. And if you touch them, they fall apart because the build quality is bad by Soviet era standards. Okay so that is two problems. Will you let me be your partner?”

I remain of the belief that Ralphie was actually the local bully in the original and Scut was his victim, only he’s the one telling the story and is the least reliable narrator of all time.

Phase 6 is everybody is Skrulls, only they don’t know it.

I get why this sucks for the crew and the people who put together Elizabeth Hurley’s schedule. But Elizabeth just had to sit around what I would imagine was a very nice home for 3 weeks (or not. She could go somewhere else if she wanted. I’m sure that place would be nice too). I don’t know if I’d call that hellish.

Are ANY comic actors big anymore? There really aren’t as many purely comedic vehicles anymore. Given those constraints, Jason Sudeikis, Pete Davison and Kate McKinnon are doing as well as you could expect. If the genre isn’t dying, it’s definitely shrinking

To me it’s not as much a problem as it is a debate in taste. When I was in college we spent weeks debating what was “LITERATURE.” Some things were always considered literature. Some things were for a while and then demoted. Others weren’t, but were then elevated. It was all subjective and based on the tastes of the…

If that’s a problem I’ve got horrible news about the discourse spanning the entire history of motion picture, theatre and literature.

Yes, I’m sure Netflix gave him $60MM for a handful of specials specifically because everybody forgot about him.

There definitely wasn’t enough fucking on Boy Meets World

Look Rider Strong, but also, Rider Safely 

I cringe so hard at that scene every time. It’s so lazy. Compared to Jack White’s Elvis scene it’s so incredibly bad

Getting rid of the Beatles scene would have made it funnier

It’s definitely the way kids can be, but I don’t think you want to go all the way there. At the end of the day, you want to have characters you can root for or at least identify with on some level. The goal is to thread a needle where they do some awful things, but carry enough charm for the audience to hope they get…

I find these characters to be progressively less likable as the seasons progress, to the point where I don’t want to spend time with them. Andrew is a full on sex creep, which I guess may be where kids are as they go through puberty, but he’s been fairly irredeemable in more than a few occasions.

You of course realize that the only part of this story that anybody will hear is the out of context bit about Brad Pitt’s wandering penis, right?