Their student loan debt has to be out of control by now

Yes, that is how income works. You earn some money, spend some on expenses and keep the rest.

The often reported number is $20MM per year in residuals per cast member (2% of the $1B the show still earns for WB every year). So no, he hasn’t earned $1B yet, but he’s closing in on $400MM just since filming wrapped.

Guys, it’s cool. Ezra’s gonna turn this whole franchise around.

Boris would be a third team rogues gallery member at best in America. We’d barely notice him, and if anything would force him to be the spokesperson for a fast food chain.

Candy corn is fine as far as old folk candies go. It’s not my favorite, but people have decided to pretend it tastes like rat shit.

Finally, you get to play as Batman, fighting Deathstroke. IN TANKS!

“The One Where Chandler is The Machinist”

“‘If you drink tonight, we’re going to take you to jail,’ I’d start packing.”

He probably said it was jive

Batman mask with a Nirvana concert tee is the way I’d go

I’m assuming we’re all familiar with the Military-entertainment complex and how the Dept. of Defense has directly contributed in the production of a ton of movies (Including the MCU and the DCEU)?

Wait a minute. So you’re telling me that creating a franchise based around a billionaire weapons manufacturer with government contracts, an unfrozen piece of Army propaganda, a rage monster, and a literal Norse god, has somehow primed the general population for fascism? 

Watch this end up being a full length Cougartown movie with a beefier role for Abed

There are obviously very good reasons to not just come out and accuse your opponent of cheating. It might be to cover your ass from a defamation claim. It might be because you need time to articulate your thoughts. It might be because while you know something was wrong you weren’t able to gather evidence during your…

There are a few mitigating circumstances. The comment was a tongue-in-check response to a bunch of dorks review bombing the film, and is also pretty much exactly how I would expect Billy to respond on Twitter of all places.

I love the pre recorded sketches, because it always feels like SNL saying they don’t actually want to be SNL anymore. They’d rather just be another sketch comedy show.

Not interested until I get the Guitarzan movie

He’s a really great guy. I saw him after a show when I was struggling with comedy and he hung out for 15 minutes listening and giving advice. Probably nothing he hasn’t heard from 2,000 other kids in their early 20’s, but he was fully present. Just a really good one. I won’t ever say anything bad about him.

Bob’s Burgers. I just kind of think that every episode is…fine. It’s never hilarious, but never bad. I pretty much know what everybody is going to do. I’m not going to get surprised to crack up laughing, but it’s good enough that if it’s on I’ll watch it. But I absolutely will not leave the house and pay $16 to watch…