I was going to say Frank Stallone

Jesus Christ, this is definitely not the hill to die on.

I’m all for calling out the dorks who parrot “grooming” because it’s what the television told them to say, but you do understand how even that one incident is incredibly bad, and that it’s impossible for a 15 year old to give consent to an adult, correct?

You are absolutely supposed to judge books by their covers. At least initially. A good cover is supposed to convey a reason for you to read the damn thing.

The only reason it’s enduring is somebody will inevitably point out “Hey, remember how much money Avatar made? Crazy, right?” So of course the reaction is “Oh yeah, the derivative movie with blue cats” Because there isn’t another reaction, because it’s the only thing people remember about the movie

Don’t they end up fucking dragons (were they flying dragons? I’m going to call them dragons)  to get them to fly? I don’t mean to be overly crude, but tangling hair does seem to be how they express intimacy, and it’s also how they get the damn dragons to give them a ride. So it’s like Dances With Wolves, but if the…

“Never mind that an enduring meme is itself a validation of its impact.”

This is a list of TV shows. Paul was in the movie

William Hartnell (Doctor Who)

Chris Pratt

“Take my wife. She is a communist”

This movie looks ugly. Every shot in the trailer is dim, side lit. It just looks the way I’d imagine a well down college film shot on an iPhone would look.

“Great Scott. This is pod racing”

Richmond FC had fans to win over though

What’s shocking to me is that absolutely nobody is talking about tracking down her killer

TIFF is the unofficial start of awards season. If you care about the major awards (I don’t. Others do, I’m sure), then it’s a very big deal

Was it because you kept bringing it up?

I didn’t like Captain Marvel, but am enjoying She-Hulk, for what that’s worth.

Wow, Oscar bait about the art of film, a manic pixie dream mom, and a dad who doesn’t get it. Cool.

The best Pinocchio is Short Circuit