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I am too old. Until recently I’d never heard of Hoonigans, caught a few minutes of one of their videos here, and now I despise everything related to them.

Sketchy road?

This image looks like a still from a crappy ‘70s movie about a couple about to divorce but they died in a car wreck and then ended up in heaven, which saved their marriage. Also, they got a free Scirocco.

And we think cars all look the same today

A little wind, a little rain. This is like the North Sea on a Tuesday...

Any screen is too much screen. Give me snick-snick buttons & dials, a solid shift knob to hand, and three pedals to keep me engaged and having fun.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Because it probably didn’t happen....

It may have almost happened and they thought “this would make a funny bit on the show”.

I MISS MY FIRST CAR NOW. EVEN IF IT WAS A SHIT BOX IT WAS MINE AND MINE ALONE AND I GOT LAID IN IT AND IT LEFT ME STRANDED MORE THAN ONCE ON ROAD TRIPS.

This came back home from my son Otto’s first-grade class. It was a Thanksgiving assignment, where he had to write what he was thankful for.

I don’t know why I think that sounds fantastic, but I do. Huracan suspension, coach built “New Pantera” body and interior, and an FPC Voodoo 5.2.

I don’t consider this “misuse,” but some people get SO triggered by the things I do with my BRZ.

“EHRMAGURD!!! YOUR CAR IS PROBABLY A RUST BUCKET NOW!!! RWD IS SO DANGEROUS IN THE SNOW!!!”

“EHRMAGURD!!! YOU CAN’T TOW THINGS WITH A BRZ. IT SAYS SO RIGHT IN THE OWNER’S MANUAL. BUY A FERD F-TEEN-THOUSAND!!!”

I’ve literally

This guy basically just built an entire car and I still have to look up youtube videos when I want to tie a tie.

We The People don’t give a flying shit about celebrities in cars. That is all.

I like the captionless, friendly dig at the modern 997 Targa.