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I knit during games when I watch them at home. I...realize I’m not exactly living up to my handle.

Not only is it easy to laugh at that Philip Michael Thomas interview now, but it was just as ridiculous at the time. He was never more than “Don Johnson’s co-star” at the height of the Miami Vice craze.

And right at that moment, an undercover cop became very disappointed.

Pizza is a complete meal in itself. That’s kinda the point.

Same here. Pizza and french fries is a menu item from Chuck E. Cheese’s, not for actual people. 

Just consider it. Deadspin idiots try Barbershop (BarberChopped??) Quartet

It’s like it’s a team sport or something

....Aaaaaand here’s another reason the term “hipster douche” is redundant.

Art.

Prostate cancer is one of the most treatable and survivable. Hope you thanked her for the early detection.

I assume he means Henley and those are THE WORST. I don’t know if it’s my aversion to cross over clothes or that this was my sad excuse for a man brother’s favorite shirt to wear, but I despise them.
As a kid, had to deal with a lot of hand-me-downs. I remember very vividly at age 7 or so telling my mom those shirts…

The problem is that dipshit hipsters caught onto this idea and descended upon the world’s thrift stores to snatch up any and all 1988 Great New York State Fair shirts they could find.

Nah, I call it the “frat t-shirt” rule. At some point as an adult you have to at least put the minimum effort into your wardrobe. “this was free and it fits” is not the minimum effort.

Your boss following you on Twitter is a great opportunity to delete your account and never use that toxic social network again. Think of it as him doing you a favor.

little rich boy over here with a scroll wheel

There’s a name for a plain white t-shirt:

No, you are just kind of stupid. It’s all good to Kinja, but you took it to a whiny direction.

Dude, you are EXACTLY what is wrong with people in the country. Trump-humper or liberal, you all are united in your utter and complete inability to admit when you’re wrong when you lose an argument.

Honestly, the best thing Greggggggggg ever did in his ESPN2 columns was mock Mel Kiper and his endless mock drafts that predicted all the picks in all the rounds. Not only is the draft a crap shoot, player success is also dependent on what team takes them, what coaches they have and what system they get stuck in.…